when you think you are home alone

[Night Fox]

hotdogs for breakfast
why

I just had a cookie for breakfast

[Ad Bot]

[Jairo]

I had a big mac and chili dog
legit.

[Dominator]

When I'm home alone I take all my clothes off and masturbate.

[Mega-Bear]

When I've got the house to myself I turn my music up really high and fap to super hot research with my door wide open, and afterwards pig out on junk food and dress up like a bear for a few hours.

[Night Fox]

When I'm home alone I take all my clothes off and masturbate.

where?

[PowerDag]

if i lived in a house alone i would walk around naked all day

[MaroonCacti]

if i lived in a house alone i would walk around naked all day

so hote

[Mega-Bear]

if i lived in a house alone i would walk around naked all day

Me too. And if I had a wife we would have nude cookie dough fights all the time.

[BubbaGum]

if i lived in a house alone i would walk around naked all day

Do it anyway

Me too. And if I had a wife we would have nude cookie dough fights all the time.

Wtf Ill be your wife

[Night Fox]

if i lived in a house alone i would walk around naked all day

forget yeah I would too

Me too. And if I had a wife we would have nude cookie dough fights all the time.

hell no
I would eat the cookie dough instead

[PowerDag]

Do it anyway

ma'am i'm not handicapped thank you

[BubbaGum]

ma'am i'm not handicapped thank you

Well I usually walk around with my bra and underwear and then my mom is like
Kristin what the forget are you doing put some clothes on
; ;
Tryna repress my freedom

[Mega-Bear]

I would eat the cookie dough instead

But if it's still in dough form then it's uncooked which means you could get sick from it. :c

Wtf Ill be your wife

Awesome but won't Trogtor be mad?

[Trogtor]

Awesome but won't Trogtor be mad?

Naw a little fake roleplay won't make me mad

[masterockets]

Sing old time rock n' roll in my underwear and a button shirt