when you think you are home alone

[fred da kiko]

pretty much 99% of the time my parents aren't home, i dont stick around
i mean why would you stay in the house and just fat around, i mean its nice every now and then but still.

because i don't live near any of my friends and loving gas.

[Ad Bot]

[Alteration]

PUBLIC INDECENCY

To some.

[Isaac Fox]

Are you really gonna let a big ol' window stop you from fapping in the living room? Life is full of risks! Life's just no fun without 'em!

[BanishedLetters]

Are you really gonna let a big ol' window stop you from fapping in the living room? Life is full of risks! Life's just no fun without 'em!

yeah well

shut up

[Isaac Fox]

yeah well

shut up

No.

You are going to go in there and cum all over the place!

[Tammy]

Last year the hottest girl in school was sucking my richard when my dad walked in a and asked if he could join in.

Sadly she dumped me the next day

[Isaac Fox]

Last year the hottest girl in school was sucking my richard when my dad walked in a and asked if he could join in.

Sadly she dumped me the next day

I call BS.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[RedGajin]

Last year the hottest girl in school was sucking my richard when my dad walked in a and asked if he could join in.

Sadly she dumped me the next day

your dad sounds really cool or a drunk
i mean my dad would be all "what in the forget are you doing in my house who the forget is this whore get the forget out we are having a talk right now"

i mean yeah shame the girl dumped you though

[BanishedLetters]

No.

You are going to go in there and cum all over the place!

oh and you compare me to frontrox?!

no. no i will not ;-;

[Darkness ZXW]

This happens all the time

I dont wear pants when nobodys home
Wait then again I never wear pants ._.

oh BABY

[Anti-Block]

i blast rap music and chill and eat nutella straight from the mothaforgetin jar

[Tammy]

your dad sounds really cool or a drunk
i mean my dad would be all "what in the forget are you doing in my house who the forget is this whore get the forget out we are having a talk right now"

i mean yeah shame the girl dumped you though

I jizzed in his bed shortly after for revenge.

>true story

[Darkness ZXW]

when i'm home alone i take off all my clothes and skype video call with all my contacts

clearly i'm not alone much

[Night Fox]

no. no i will not ;-;

well. why not! get some curtains!

[shyGriff]

i wish i was allowed to be home alone