put your hand on your wanker/coochie for 2 minutes

[Darkness ZXW]

if you're not lying and your girlfriend lets you browse the forums while you bang her then she's the best girlfriend ever

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[Soukuw]

if you're not lying and your girlfriend lets you browse the forums while you bang her then she's the best girlfriend ever

Yeah he is totally truthful.

[Boink!]

Apples

[Alteration]

if you're not lying and your girlfriend lets you browse the forums while you bang her then she's the best girlfriend ever

I'm just joking.

^{I don't have a girlfriend and I'm very lonely :(}

[Kobewarrior]

smells like vagina.

[Lando The Climber]

smells like my dog

[T0XIC]

soap

[Trogtor]

lol soap

[Soukuw]

But, but, I don't have one!

[Jacob 123456789]

poop

oops that's my star fish

[Becquerel]

strawberries

holy stuff

[Trogtor]

title changed for you ladies

[fred da kiko]

chocolate. I've been applying nutella daily to get more lewinskys.

[Trogtor]

chocolate. I've been applying nutella daily to get more lewinskys.

from your dog? lol

[steve5451]

smells like vagina.