If you cant even learn how to make a song I'm actually surprised. Maybe you have some other mental disease that impedes your learning as well as you social interactions, in which case I apologize, but honestly I figured it out in like 5 minuets. I'm not even computer savvy at all, the only thing I really use it for is facebook, the forums, and research. I nearly failed Computer Science and Algebra and I can STILL figure out how open a file in some song editor program or whatever.
This isn't because its too hard, you're just being stubborn and dumb. If its too hard, then ok. You're out of luck and you're pretty much done with the game.