I can't think of which one was worse, but one time I slipped on my staircase and tumbled about 3-5 steps and landed right on my wrist.
Another time for some handicapped reason I thought that I could walk 3 miles, barefoot, on a paved road. Needless to say when I got back I had huge blisters all over my feet to where it was hard to even stand because everything down there was just blisters. When I got home I still had some lawn mowing to get done, and at the time we only had a push mower. My feet hurt for a good 3 weeks
Other time I was sword fighting (Fake wooden swords made out of 2x4s) with my friend's siblings and one of them threw the sword at me and hit me square in the junk.