Author Topic: What was your most physically painful moment? (Read 8042 times)

GhostOfBetaTapes · August 20, 2012, 10:35:10 PM

somehow I've never really hurt myself. Plenty of nutshots, but besides that I guess I don't feel a lot of pain because I do not give a fuuuuuuck.

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Freek · August 20, 2012, 10:37:59 PM

I hate shots, I know I sound like a pusillanimous individual but I HATEEE shots.
Doctor: Alright, get ready for your shot!
Freek: NO. AAAAAUGH!
Doctor: That wasn't bad! Now here's you're Transformers band-aid!
Freek: THAT WON'T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!

HellHound · August 20, 2012, 10:40:07 PM

Quote from: Freek on August 20, 2012, 10:37:59 PM

I hate shots, I know I sound like a pusillanimous individual but I HATEEE shots.
Doctor: Alright, get ready for your shot!
Freek: NO. AAAAAUGH!
Doctor: That wasn't bad! Now here's you're Transformers band-aid!
Freek: THAT WON'T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!

Mother: [blah blah] ...shots...
Me: *cry*

or

Mother: [blah blah] dentist
Me: WHY?!

Kobewarrior · August 20, 2012, 10:41:07 PM

Flew off my bike and faceplanted the concrete.

Shinji · August 20, 2012, 10:46:03 PM

When I was around 13 I was being really loving stupid while trying to grab a game from inside my moms car. The door was open, and instead of walking around to the other side of the door I tired to grab the game from the back seat from THIS

part of the door while it was still open. My mom didn't realize I was being a moron and tried to close the door. Cringing yet? She then tried it again, leaving a huge gash/dent in my arm. I yelled and she saw me, luckily. She then told me at a later date if she wouldn't have seen me she probably would have tried to force it shut, probably severing or breaking my arm. Luckily, all i have is a badass scar there now.

dorkdotdan · August 20, 2012, 10:47:29 PM

Holy forget aaaaaa

Freek · August 20, 2012, 10:47:57 PM

Quote from: Shinji on August 20, 2012, 10:46:03 PM

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Omg ew.

Shinji · August 20, 2012, 10:48:41 PM

I'll post pics of the scar soon too once I get my phone working.

Cucumber! · August 20, 2012, 10:48:53 PM

Oh I hate when my fingers get smashed in a car door, they look all purple

Also skin tears on your hands and feet regularly hurt a lot D:

johnnyboy · August 20, 2012, 10:49:00 PM

needle in right asscheek.
dont get toe infections, kids. the shots hurt like a motherforgeter.

steve5451 · August 20, 2012, 10:51:20 PM

I managed to break my wrist in school and went to my next class for about 20 minutes before going to the nurse and getting driven to the hospital for X-rays. I figured I just hurt it really bad but it became quite obvious after a good 5 or 10 minutes in class. That hurt pretty bad.

D Trix · August 20, 2012, 10:51:24 PM

I got ran over by a four-weeler
nearly ripped my cheek off
took off part of my right ear
broke my left foot and ankle
I don't want to get any further into this, for it's disturbing

Freek · August 20, 2012, 10:53:04 PM

Quote from: steve5451 on August 20, 2012, 10:51:20 PM

I managed to break my wrist in school and went to my next class for about 20 minutes before going to the nurse and getting driven to the hospital for X-rays. I figured I just hurt it really bad but it became quite obvious after a good 5 or 10 minutes in class. That hurt pretty bad.

Teacher: Okay Steve, what is the answer to number 6?
Steve: MY WRIIIIIST!
Teacher: Sorry, that's incorrect.

Axolotl · August 20, 2012, 11:00:29 PM

Shots.

Also, that one time where the dentist had to pull out a molar, owowowowowow (the anesthesia didn't really work that good)

Also, I have been ran over by a bike before, on my back. Luckily, I didn't break any bones.

Tic-toc26 · August 20, 2012, 11:02:57 PM

walking home (1/3 mile away from location) with a brokin arm