Author Topic: Half Death - Ramming things since ... what's the year again?  (Read 2570 times)

You are in the back of an abandoned donut shop.  There's human limbs and torsos hanging on the walls.  Probably not a good sign.

...What... the forget...?



Quick, while the window is unguarded, jump out!


WATCH OUT THOSE ROPES ARE OUT TO GRAB YOU, ROLL AN EIGHT AND DO A GERMAN SUPLEX UPON THE ROPES

QUICK! CONSTRUCT A FORT OUT OF ERROR MESSAGES

YOU DID NOT CHOOSE TIM ERRORSON
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
OR RATHER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR PARENTS, WHO WOULD NAME A CHILD "FREDERIK" ANYWAY

You jump out and oh stuff there's a corpse with a hole in it's head... OH DAMN ALSO A GUNMAN!


Take the bottle from the bench quickly and throw it in his face, then grab the gun and shoot him!

Throw corpse at the gunman

That gunman isn't even holding the weapon, i doubt he knows how to use it very well. Walk up to him and ask him if you can have it, although it may be difficult that his finger is somewhat attached to the handle.

You quickly think and toss that heavy vodka bottle with as much power as you can!




...Did you really do that?