Author Topic: The Scenario Game  (Read 1697 times)

So I've been on the forums for quite a while now (speaking currently, logged in and browsing), and I saw this:
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=136617.0

Simple little posting game, people comment on the above user's siggy, 1706 pages or some stuff, tl;dr basically. So I thought, how cool would it be if I started something similar, but with random scenarios. Can't go too horribly wrong, at least until Kalphiter brings up the hooker with a jimmy scenario.

I will be keeping tabs on this to see how it turns out, however if it does get derailed (Please don't derail this :I) then I guess the forums have spoken.

Rules:
#1. Your post must consist of two things, the answer to the above poster's scenario, and your own scenario.
#2. General forum rules apply.
Do not post adult content. - That means no nudity or gross stuff.

No warez - Do not talk about pirating software at all.

Do not flame - If the entire point of your post is to tell someone what an idiot they are, don't bother.

Well said, badspot.
#3. If the scenario doesn't apply to you, either make stuff up, or let someone else post i.e if someone says "Your pet dingo explodes", and you don't own a dingo... Either pretend you do, or let someone who DOES have a dingo post.
#4. Please for the love of god, don't try and make this impossible for the next person to post.
#5. :cookie:'s for related posts! Make a story with people! Do something cool! Your imagination is your only limit
#6. Rules may be added to better fit the topic. This will not apply to posts prior to the rules being changed, only to posts AFTER the change.
#7. You may not post twice in a row, for whatever reason. There is a modify button in the top right off your post, USE THAT
#8. I will personally come to your house and kill you if you leave a one word answer. 'yeah' is not an answer to a scenario.
#9. Have fun damnit.

STARTING SCENARIO
You wake up on your bed, a cold sweat on your brow. You had been dreaming. No, it was more of a nightmare. At the time, you can't recall what the dream was about, but you dismiss it without much thought. You prop yourself up on your elbows, looking around the room. You spot your alarm clock, it's bright green digits prounounced against the pitch blackness of your room. Your pupil's adjust to the light of the digital clock, and you read '6:43'. No point going back to sleep. As you crawl out of bed, you hear a faint rustling, then a scraping noise coming from outside your bedroom door. Frozen in fear, you chuckle under your breath for being caught off guard. It was probably only a mouse. You continue to get up from your bed and dress for the day, when another noise comes from the outside your door: A loud, blood curdling scream, belonging to a woman. Now you know it isn't a mouse anymore, the time for action is now. You slowly sneak towards the door, grabbing your wooden louisville slugger and slowly raising it to your shoulder. You can barely make out a deep, heavy breathing of something big. Something large like a lion, or a tiger, and yet something otherworldly... Before you realize what your doing, your already at your door, bat raised, hand on the doorknob... What do you do?
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I open the door and beat the big thing to death, then I drive the woman to the hospital.

What would you do if you woke up one day and you were tiny and stuck inside a computer?

yeah
I would ride the user's mouse around the computer and annoy the hell out of them with TIPS. muahahahah

You wake up in a wrecked hotel with all the windows smashed, water at your feet, and everything on the floor.
What do you do?

Wrecked hotel? must've been drinking last night, probably make sure I've got my stuff then leave.

Everyday at 6:00PM you turn into the opposite love for 6 hours. What do you do?

fapfapfapfapfpafp


you are a robot wutdo?

Shoot my enemies with lasers :)

You are a panda in France, what is your mission?

Die and become a human again.

Someone just threw you out of a window on a 20,000 Feet at the top floor. You have time to think and you see a plane in your path. What do you do?

Shout "BONZAAAAI" and use my jetpack to crash into the roosterpit, proceed to bribe the pilots with caronas, take control of the plane and get back at that bastard, all while drinking a carona with some cool sun shades. Caronas for everyone!

Your jogging one night when a guy jumps out from behind a bush and pulls out a revolver. Before you have time to react, a guy comes out from behind you with a shotgun. Now what?
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Run to my neighbor's house ( since i only jog on my street ) and get the forget in. call the cops.

You're at a wedding, and 3 guys just walked through the doors with guns. What do?

I offer the guy with the biggest gun a slice of cake, and then the other two get cupcakes. Then, they will begin to argue as to why only one of them got a slice of cake, and the other two get cupcakes. Odds are their intelligence will be too lacking for them to really get to far with this, so mid-argument evacuate the building and tactical nuke dey stuff.

You come upon a vending machine. There is only one button, and the machine's artwork says "MAGIC, 25 CENTS". You have alot of extra quarters, so you put a quarter in... You hear the machine kick to life and then a small monitor pops out. The screen turns white and then begins playing this:
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/8619/2204355.swf
You stare entranced, frozen there, your grasp of reality slowly slipping. Think fast, what do you do?

I take a bucket of KFC from my ass and throw it so the chigga brother will free me.

You are in a room with a locked door in it. The person you love most is lying on the floor blacked out. There is a knife on the floor and a note saying that the key to the locked door is somewhere in the corpse laying on the other side of the room. What will you do?

forget that body till i find the key


every night there is goast in you house that appears at 12:00 AM
how will you get rid of it?

shoot the zombie goast with bullets from the gun


What would you do if you were trapped in an elevator?

mash my face on the buttons, hit the emergancy call button, call 911. if all that fails and its utterly hopeless, i would take off my shirt, use it as a pillow and sleep until someone comes to fix the elevator and finds me.

what would you do if you were in a 18 wheeler driving the cliffs of alaska and you have to crap?
(its too cold to poo outside, you'll literally freeze your butt off)

stuff in the closest thing to a container I have in my truck (while stopped of course, no stuffting and driving.), then once im back on the road toss it out the window over the canyon, preferably onto another vehicle of some sort. :cookieMonster:

You wake up in the middle of the night and your on fire. It doesn't hurt, and it's obviously not harming you. Nonetheless, you still manage to freak out, fly out of bed and smash your head onto a wall by accident, thus knocking yourself out. After coming to again, it's still early hours, and your still on fire. You go to look in the mirror at your new "Flamin' hot bod". What do you do?