I have some DUCT tape what to do with it?

[shyGriff]

How is he wrong if he is right?

he's only half right.
"it's DUCT tape, lol."
that implies that he thinks the only correct spelling is duct tape, but both duct tape and duck tape are right

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[KadeBL_ID12958]

ducky tape your mouth, nose, ears, and eyes shut. oh and your star fish.

[fred da kiko]

First result of duck tape says:
"duck brand duct tape"

It's called duct tape, duck is a BRAND.

DUCK tape is a term keyed by the army in Vietnam. The army tape was used to fix amphibian vehicles called ducks. Duct tape refers to the more recent term used by repairmen, who use the tape to repair air ducts.

How is he wrong if he is right?

he said DUCK was wrong and only DUCT was right.

[carolcat]

i think this is the only time i've ever seen people argue over tape.

[BanishedLetters]

Duct tape wallets are pretty cool. Especially if you have like that neon tape or whatever it's called.

[Doomonkey]

Look up "Duct tape" on Merriam Webster. Rhymes with broomrape, date rape, gang rape.

[Tetris]

tape poop

[ravencroft]

You could repeat 9/11 with duct tape.

[sorrel]

Create a hammoc out of it

[T3HZ3N0N]

technically duct tape can fix everything EXCEPT ducts

[HellHound]

put duct tape on car tires, effectively losing any grip on the road.

[shyGriff]

Step 1: buy non-working time machine off eBay
Step 2: Duct tape time machine to fix it
Step 3: Go to the future, so it's winter
Step 4:

put duct tape on car tires, effectively losing any grip on the road.

Step 5: Drive on slippery road
Step 6: ???
Step 7: Dead