"WHAT THE forget ARE YOU LOOKING AT!"
"RUN! I'LL loving END YOU IF YOU DON'T RUN!"

: Hey pompous douchebag, what the
Hell are you eyeing?!

: I...

: I've wanted to tell Father Sinesus a message...

: Can't you see his bloodied God-damn body?

: I can see that, I-I needed to tell him a spaceship has landed outside.

: I also had to shoot a lot of moving tin bins. A LOT. They couldn't even shoot back.

: ...

: They even had red eyes and guns and everyth --



: ...Who are you and why do you look horribly done in?

:
...hackers...mass-sacre...w-wretched old man...
: Yeah, that. I had to cut down a horde of people in robes.

: Except that guy..?

: He helped me sneak into their cave in the first place.

: And then he got vent-hatched in the chest by the apparently crazy leader.

: Seriously, he was satanic. I don't know how he survived my assassination attempt.

: Wasn't it because he was batstuff asinine?

: Good point.

: Okay. Also, the robed guy sounded miserable as hell when he spoke. Why is-

: Probably a mix of mental damage and pain shock.

: Mhm. Welcome aboard, I guess.
END ACT 2
aaaaand i'm done
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