Twilight, 1D, JB, Girls

[?]

if youre going to get some sweet loving just for reading a few dumb books, do it

[Ad Bot]

[Shyguy :D]

Hang on hang on hang on.

"A girl is going to have love with me but refuses to do it until I read the Twilight series."

Am I getting this right? I'm not lost in translation here?

correct

[masterockets]

you don't even need to read the books, just fake it
it's not like she will test you or anything

[Night Fox]

you don't even need to read the books, just fake it
it's not like she will test you or anything

this is a female we're talking about, you know

[Jairo]

you don't even need to read the books, just fake it
it's not like she will test you or anything

on what page does edward sparkle for the 67th time?

[InvisibleName]

JB? Pfft, *kicks can*
*flies into concert for JB*
*hits jb in nuts*

Twilight? Pfft, *kicks brick*
*flies into theatre for twilight*
*brick hits screen*

[Regulith]

This'll probably just be brushed off as a totally insane concept for the average mid-teen boy but if I were you I'd ditch her and find someone who actually, you know, wants to be with you instead of some random "really hot girl" who gets you to do stupid things for mindless love

But yeah, well, that's just, like, my opinion man

[blaman]

^

she's 16 and still obsessed with twilight and doesn't know what a relationship is. deal breaker bro.

[comr4de]

well, that's just, like, my opinion man

its like youre the only one who cares abou the rules anymore

[Clone v.117]

>op convinced he is gonna get laid
>reads all the twilight books
>goes to her house
>actually watches twilight and goes home
>op is disappoint

[MunkeyCheez]

>op convinced he is gonna get laid
>reads all the twilight books
>goes to her house
>actually watches twilight and goes home
>op is disappoint

>gf renamed boner slayer

yah, i agree with clone. shyguy probably isn't going to have love for reading twilight books

[kidplasma]

In 18 months "1D" will probably break up and go their separate ways.

[Böltster]

i had to sit through twilight for my girlfriend

was pretty rough man

[Big Brother]

you don't even need to read the books, just fake it
it's not like she will test you or anything

I'm sure she'll be faking it too


*ROFLROFLROFRLFO*

[kidplasma]

JB? Pfft, *kicks can*
*flies into concert for JB*
*hits jb in nuts*

What nuts?