If you were the first person to contact aliens, what would you do?

[Slate521]

Title says it all.

I would blast dubstep loudly over the intercom.

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[Kingdaro]

I would blast dubstep loudly over the intercom.

i was gonna say this :c

[e-maxx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3BoLpncPTA

[PowerDag]

What kind of aliens?

[Boston Terrier]

I would say "fu i doge"

[Axolotl]

Ask them to time teleport me to Port's coordinates, 7 years into the future.

[Night Fox]

show them that we know advanced math, in a universal way (without 1 2 3 numbers. like "." ".." and "...")
that way they'll be slightly less likely to enslave us

Ask them to time teleport me to Port's coordinates, 7 years into the future.

port isn't your lover. so quit being annoying and creepy

[Ben Grapevine]

Kill them all.

[Man 2]

I'd ask for the means to make people believe I just asked aliens for the means to make people believe it.

[Robo]

I would draw a right triangle and put 3, 4 and 5 lines one per side ala This:

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2012/01/21f85c7401bbb227c6539739cbdb585a.png

Linked due to image size.

Then I would probably forget everything else and screw everyone over accidentally

[steve5451]

I would blast dubstep loudly over the intercom.

"OH GOD, BAIL BAIL THIS SADISTIC WORLD"

[Ipquarx]

throw the cheeese!

[Slate521]

What kind of aliens?

That, not this...

[ChexGuy331]

dubstep is probably an insult in their language

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I would show them the internet.
The deep corners of the internet.

"OH GOD, BAIL BAIL THIS SADISTIC WORLD"