If you were the first person to contact aliens, what would you do?

[xbox 360 fan]

if it's a mile long spaceship

better get will smith

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[Axolotl]

dubstep is probably an insult in their language

Play a 16kHz sine wave over the intercom and that would be the equivalent of cussing the aliens out.

[Darkness ZXW]

show them our technology so far (ultimate gaming/server computers and weaponry) and they'll have a pretty good idea of where we are evolutionary-wise

[Slate521]

if it's a mile long spaceship

better get will smith

More like George Lucas.

[Axolotl]

show them our technology so far (ultimate gaming/server computers and weaponry) and they'll have a pretty good idea of where we are evolutionary-wise

Show them the best Ivy Bridge processor and then the GTX690.

[Night Fox]

show them our technology so far (ultimate gaming/server computers and weaponry) and they'll have a pretty good idea of where we are evolutionary-wise

which is to say, "not very far"

[xxxxkill]

I would draw a right triangle and put 3, 4 and 5 lines one per side ala This:

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2012/01/21f85c7401bbb227c6539739cbdb585a.png

Linked due to image size.

Then I would probably forget everything else and screw everyone over accidentally

Pretty much this

[Darkness ZXW]

Show them the Ivy Bridge processor and then the GTX690.

haha naive motherforgeter

more like the $5000 intel prototype CPU and NiVidia's most advanced prototype. those are consumer level.

[Axolotl]

haha naive motherforgeter

more like the $5000 intel prototype CPU and NiVidia's most advanced prototype. those are consumer level.

What if they destroy both?

[Darkness ZXW]

What if they destroy both?

blueprints

silicon isn't in short supply

plus the noble peace prizes coming in in a steady flow would be more than enough $$$

[Man 2]

I would draw a right triangle and put 3, 4 and 5 lines one per side ala This:

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2012/01/21f85c7401bbb227c6539739cbdb585a.png

Linked due to image size.

Then I would probably forget everything else and screw everyone over accidentally

That was enlightening. I think I'll post that on Facebook.

[Katadeus]

Fetch someone smarter than me.

[Night Fox]

What if they destroy both?

why would anyone do that

[DrenDran]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3BoLpncPTA

How'd I get from aliens to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-zu02yE4vQ&feature=related

[Superbot]

I would draw a right triangle and put 3, 4 and 5 lines one per side ala This:

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2012/01/21f85c7401bbb227c6539739cbdb585a.png

Linked due to image size.

Then I would probably forget everything else and screw everyone over accidentally

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