anyone as excited for halloween as I am?

[Dezcaban]

you're literally trying to prove you're a redneck

like, what
i'd be trying to prove the opposite but okay

[Ad Bot]

[bµbbler]

i'm saying this at a stereotypical viewpoint
in reality i'm just one of many people who have common sense

bubbler dude i feel terrible for you, you don't even know how fun it is to trick-or-treat
...well when you're young at least, you kinda get bored easier as a teenager

and peavy always had a slight southern way of typing to me

Thanks for your sympathy dag :P

[PowerDag]

Thanks for your sympathy dag :P

yw bro

[Alyx Vance]

No reason to be ashamed of what you are honestly.
Its not like I'm the stereotypical cousin loving, pig humping, dip spitting, tractor driving, illiterate as hell, and handicapped redneck.

[Dezcaban]

but you want to be a fox and jump on random people while dressed as such?

 

[Night Fox]

I want to be a dog when I grow up

[Alyx Vance]

but you want to be a fox and jump on random people while dressed as such?

 

Thats not a stereotype however. Sooooo..

I want to be a dog when I grow up

Fure cigaretteet go yif in hell

[Dezcaban]

Thats not a stereotype however.

furry

[Alyx Vance]

furry

Furry =/= Redneck
And no it can not be vice versa'd either.
As in like Rednecks aren't always furries (or almost never in that case)
I'm one of a kind.

[Darkness ZXW]

we all know you love to say you're a furry redneck alyx now shut up about it

[Alyx Vance]

we all know you love to say you're a furry redneck alyx now shut up about it

I didn't bring it up, when someone brings it up I'll say it.
Its not like I want to tell every soul in the world, nor do I care enough to.

[RedGajin]

i wonder how alyx functions irl

[PowerDag]

i wonder how alyx functions irl

probably like an ordinary redneck

gets up, does some work, plays with his computer, eats, masturbates, goes to sleep

[Night Fox]

ordinary redneck

does some work

ummm

[RedGajin]

probably like an ordinary redneck

gets up, does some work, plays with his computer, eats, masturbates, goes to sleep

why would he masturbate? im sure his sister is around, or he could borrow a sheep