this is a joke
ceist gave me this brilliant idea about how i should document my life
it's super coo-l rede this
Day 1
so when I walked in I was immediatley being shot at by ninja's, however, due to my superior tactical training, I was able to nimbly dodge the bullets. I quickly grabbed my leet throwing stars, and hit each in the head one by one. I then scalped them and drank their blood as a good luck charm. Heading to AP Computer Science, I smelt gas. It could only mean one thing, I had left the oven on. I rushed outside and did a double backflip onto my motorbike and revved up the engine. I flew down the street towards my house before doing a wheelie and putting on sunglasses, then jumping off and doing a swan dive into the kitchen through an open window. I turned the gas off with great haste, before quickly using a catapult to rebound a nuclear ICBM. I then ran back outside and drove back to the school, parking on the side of the wall.
In the computer class we had to do a small challenge, so I wrote the next call of duty as a warm up before making GTA V. I guess it took too long because I only had 10 minutes left in class, but then just at that moment radical islamish men burst into the room with Self Delete vests. In a quick flash of adrenaline and quick thinking, I assembled a rifle out of my chair and used it too shoot one, but it was too late! He had already set off a timed exposive, and there was only 3 seconds on the clock. I casually jumped over to it and disabled it by commanding it to stop. Thankfully that class ended and I walked out into the hall.
On my way to English I dispatched 3 squads of terror elites and put out 13 fires. Usual stuff, no biggy, but as soon as I stepped in I had to battle a man weilding two swords on a bike! Through the combined efforts of me, and four classmate ninja warriors, we defeated the assalant with enough time to get some shakespear in.
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