Is this true?

[Freek]

My dad says that when he was younger, there were birds pooping on his tree. He filled a shotgun with thumbtacks and pinned the birds to the tree, then the birds flew away attached to the tree. Then where the roots were, turned into a lake. He said that the birds were normal black birds and that it was a fully grown tree. I highly doubt that, and he is betting me $20 it is true. Do you guys think it is a true story?

[Ad Bot]

[Wynd_Fox]

That's obviously false, lol.

[plad101]

The gun would have jammed unless it was a muzzle loader

[Raeyok]

why are you even asking if that's true or not

are you high or something

[Freek]

I added another part that I forgot about a lake.

[Jubel]

10/10 would believe again

[TheArmyGuy]

Did he mention the birds being Russian per chance?

[Freek]

Did he mention the birds being Russian per chance?

No.

[Mute]

My dad says that when he was younger, there were birds pooping on his tree. He filled a shotgun with thumbtacks and pinned the birds to the tree, then the birds flew away attached to the tree. Then where the roots were, turned into a lake. He said that the birds were normal black birds and that it was a fully grown tree. I highly doubt that, and he is betting me $20 it is true. Do you guys think it is a true story?

...What?

[Freek]

...What?

Exactly.

[Mega-Bear]

Why am I the only one that voted "Yes?"

[Ipquarx]

$100 dollars says it's fake
i know because physics

[Freek]

Why am I the only one that voted "Yes?"

Why do you think it's true?

[Jubel]

$100 dollars says it's fake
i know because physics

buzz buzz!

[Freek]

buzz buzz!

Yes, but these are birds picking up a huge tree attached to the ground.