Weird-ass things you thought when you started playing

[Sami2ss]

I used to be a noob, until I took an arrow to the knee.

you're going to wish you took an arrow if you say that joke again.

[Ad Bot]

[Cool Boi]

That if you saved nothing with the same name as another build, (Mansion or cottage for example) It would load that build.
That turning off collision made the vehicle noclip.

[Sheath]

I thought Kalph was a goddess.

I thought the forums was a place for noobs.

I didn't know what noob meant.

Stop making stuff up. >:u

[YourBuddyBill]

I thought that my evented demo tank warfare was cool.

(it sucked. Really really badly.)

[flannyman]

"WHAT THE forget WHAT DOES THIS PRINTER DO"

Same exact thing happened to me.

[Cool Boi]

That for the tutorial, I would need an actual printer

[Crêpe]

i thought children would come and play with you!
i also thought DarkStar had admin in the forums

[Tetris]

I used to think Blockland was still in Beta

[Tingalz]

I never thought anything like the things in this thread, the only thing I remember though is forgetting that you can jet and building a large stack of bricks to get on top of the shelf in the kitchen.

[Mold]

I never thought anything like the things in this thread, the only thing I remember though is forgetting that you can jet and building a large stack of bricks to get on top of the shelf in the kitchen.

oh god
oh GOD
OH GOD

I did the same
But I built a staircase to the lamp

[Crazy Salt]

Somehow I managed to host a server without port forwarding before the update that let everybody host. While I was hosting somebody spammed a pile of bricks and I thought there was no way I could get rid of them and that only he could clear them.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I used to not know how to turn bricks invisible.
I had pillars all over my houses.

I used to wonder why I couldn't connect in anyone's server without it taking years.
I didn't have any add-ons.

[I haz a name]

I used to wonder why people thought everything I build was canned meat.

[Chrono]

Somehow I managed to host a server without port forwarding before the update that let everybody host.

You didn't have a router.

[Tonkka]

Before lil' Tonkka learned how to scroll around the paintcan in demo, he tough that the other 60 colors were only for people who have the full version.

Lil' Tonkka also used to think that you could cut down trees with a sword.

He also tought that the printer was a zapper gun before i realized it was used for prints.

Talking about prints; Lil' Tonkka also tough the print bricks were ventilation systems and if you didn't have one in your interior build you would die.

Lil' Tonkka. Is it getting any more annoying for you?