Make Your Own CSI One-Liners!

[Buu]

looks like this thread

~puts shades

sucks
yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!

also inb4chainban

[Ad Bot]

[CharlesSpeaking]

inb4somebodydropstheirsunglasses

Looks like I..
*throws shades on the ground and steps on them over and over*
Dropped my sunglasses.

YERRRRRRRRR

[Kumquat]

looks like this thread

~puts shades

sucks
yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!

also inb4chainban

How would it be a chainban if we are supposed to do this?

[Clone v.117]

I don't know
YEAHHHHHHH
how to do this *shades

[HellHound]

*puts on shades, lens falls out*
forget woops

[Tokthree]

Looks like puns have become a lost art

[Cool Boi]

Sir! Obama has been revealed as a serial killer!
I guess that makes him...

President evil.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[lilpappaknox]

Looks like this guy
*shades*
Has balls of steel!
http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/

[Mega-Bear]

Sir! Obama has been revealed as a serial killer!
I guess that makes him...

President evil.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

This is how it's done.

[TurnipBlog]

Well boss, the local cook was found dead with thirteen bullets in his chest.

Now that's a real...
*shades*
Baker's dozen.
Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

[Alyx Vance]

*In hell (not meaning to start a war)*


Looks like...
*shades*
This has been one HELL of a day.

[Hiiro326]

find a teacher dead on the side of the road.

looks like school's out.


Find out your cat is on drugs by finding a small brown bag under their bed full of weed.

looks like that cat's out of the bag....

[steve5451]

Looks like I'm
*shades*
not very good at this!
YYYEEAAAAAAHHH

[KoopaScooper]

Steve Jobs died?
Looks like that was his...
*shades*
...Final Cut.

[?]

jokes that are basically "im trying to be bad at this" are inversely funny
"im trying to be bad at this" jokes take up most of this thread, so this thread is unfunny