Hey guess what

[John Freeman]

Sometimes when im home alone
I like to roll on the floor
cover myself in jam
and pretend im a snail.


Sometimes I like to fill my bathtub with gravy
And pretend im a potato.

[Ad Bot]

[Squideey]

Sometimes I like to copy and paste something that someone else said on the internet

[John Freeman]

Sometimes I like to copy and paste something that someone else said on the internet

Are you talking about me?
I actually came up with that myself.

[bµbbler]

Sometimes I lay in my yard and pretend I'm a carrot

[BubbaGum]

My son told me when he's alone he likes to cover himself in vaseline and pretend he's a slug
I couldnt be more proud of him c':

[Unwritten Calender]

Are you talking about me?
I actually came up with that myself.

i've heard that before

[DJ Dash3r]

sometimes I like to pretend I'm a doge

[._maxwell23461_.]

Sometime I pretend my hands are talking to me.

[bµbbler]

And, sometimes I lay in my yard naked and let my neighbors film me

[John Freeman]

i've heard that before

What the hell? Where.
I swear to god ive never heard that before.

[Tammy]

Sometimes I stick my snake inside a marshemllow and pretend it's Rarity.

[Kumquat]

HEY ALEX!
HEY ALEX!

[John Freeman]

Sometimes I stick my snake inside a marshemllow and pretend it's Rarity.

Okk
That scares me
Only a little.

[BanishedLetters]

Sometimes I breathe.

That was a horrible joke please ignore me.

[Spectrum2]

Sometimes I breathe.

you savage