omg nipple rash (18+)

[Jetlok]

(this aint a chick titty nip, its a man pec nip ok)
guys omg whats happening a few days ago i noticed 2 random red marks and they wont go away
if youre below 18 look away now

aaaaaaa! guys aaaa!
they dont hurt or anything when i touch them
and i should know i do a thourough breast touch every 4 hours
THE WORST PART IS, IF YOU LOOK AT IT SIDEWAYS
IT LOOKS LIKE A BABY SUCKING ON A PACIFIER

FORUMS, ITS UP TO YOU TO SOLVE THE CASE OF THE MYSTERIOUS NIPPLE DOUBLE-RASH

[Ad Bot]

[bµbbler]

You're growing two more nipples!
It's a miracle!

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

It's Chicken Pox GASP OH NO I'm only 13 forget stuff

[VincentTheGuy]

You're growing two more nipples!
It's a miracle!

OMG I JELLY

[BubbaGum]

Your boobs are finally growing in.

[Spectrum2]

youre growing an utter

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Man boobs are so in these days, y'know?

[Cucumber!]

Lol at least they're not like growing.

happened to me for like a week or two in 7th grade ;__;

[VincentTheGuy]

You are obtaining a cancerouse growth named Jim, those are his eyes.

[Kumquat]

OGMbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanba nbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanb anbanbanban

[BanishedLetters]

YOU HAVE CANCER AND A MONTH TO LIVE

[Sheath]

I also hope its an udder.

[BubbaGum]

can i hav milk

[Shazoo]

you see guys, this is the kind of loveism we dont need on the forums, if i showed my copious amount of nipple rash id be banned but if A MAN shows his nipples he wont be banned ITS loveISM I SAY!
~~~FLOWERPOWER FEMInational socialistS GO~~~

In all seriousness, put some calming lotion crap on your titties so they'll stop bitching about how you don't love them enough, and if that doesn't work go see a doctor.

[VincentTheGuy]

you see guys, this is the kind of loveism we dont need on the forums, if i showed my copious amount of nipple rash id be banned but if A MAN shows his nipples he wont be banned ITS loveISM I SAY!
~~~FLOWERPOWER FEMInational socialistS GO~~~

In all seriousness, put some calming lotion crap on your titties so they'll stop bitching about how you don't love them enough, and if that doesn't work go see a doctor.

TL;DR Version

Calm yo titties.