My new computer needs a name.

[snozola]

Name it the Compé or the Tandy 300. If it's a laptop, name it "Lappy."

I name my computers Laptope as tribute to Strongbad

[Ad Bot]

[Stocking]

My PC's named Hal.

[Kevso]

Stocking

[Coolio]

I name my computers NAME-OS

I put my name, then the OS it's running.
PATRICK-WIN7
PATRICK-UBUNTU
PATRICK-MACOSX
PATRICK-WINXP

and so on and so forth

[Pengie]

I shall decide tomorrow because it didn't arrive today so I started comfort eating to treat my disappointment.

Also [NAME]-PC is really really boring you guys.

I love most of these suggestions though, I might need a poll to decide.

[Crêpe]

Jim
Postman Pat

[Pengie]

I picked out some ones I liked and put them in a poll.

[Masterlegodude]

Ooh! How about Compy 1095?

[Kingdaro]

dubstepper

[Spartan923]

[NAME]'s 4 Slot Toaster

[Kumquat]

kevin

[Momentum]

skynet

always name it skynet

[Trymos]

all your names suck.

the best name for it is: scrap metal.

[ShadowYoshi294]

[NAME]'s 4 Slot Toaster

I'm going to have to arrest you for third-degree murder of my sides.

[Alyx Vance]

Lean mean processing machine.

Also what gender is your computer?