The Big Day! - HOLY stuff I UPDATED (text adventure)

[Moppy]

Prepare to punch THEM in the richard

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

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[Jaxx]

grab a metal pipe sticking out of the wall (due to the rundown-ness) and ask them to come in, hiding beside the door.

[SkylarTH]

They come, and Whack em' repeatedly!
Now you find a Secret passage, to a duuuungeon!

[Cybertails1998]

Find a steel pipe, preferably a heavier one, then ask them to come in, then when the first one pops out whaBAM him from beside the door

[auzman466]

grab a metal pipe sticking out of the wall (due to the rundown-ness) and ask them to come in, hiding beside the door.

"You two can come in now!"
The men fight over who opens the door until they finally burst in to see you fully clothed. You charge at them and hit them in their exposed richards. You hit them both in the head a couple times just to knock them out, and then search their pants for anything useful.
YOU HAVE OBTAINED: Lighter, pocket knife
You grab an almost empty canister of gasoline, pour it over the clothes pile, and set it ablaze. This has been quite the day, you think.
You walk over to the door to find it locked. They must have locked it while you were changing. And the key was probably under those shirts. That you just set on fire.

Now you find a Secret passage

You search the area for another exit and find a dumbwaiter.
CLIMB INSIDE AND GO DOWN?

[Moppy]

NOE.
CLIMB OUTSIDE AND GO UP.

[The Corporation]

The key is made of metal, it should be a little warped after the fire, and you could use the lighter to heat it up again using the pipe to straighten it out. Also, set those knocked out guys on fire.

[Jaxx]

you just use your newly found metal pipe to bash the door handle off, then use it as leverage to lever the door open, but it breaks in the process.

[blazerblock2]

you just use your newly found metal pipe to bash the door handle off, then use it as leverage to lever the door open, but it breaks in the process.

[The Corporation]

The key is made of metal, it should be a little warped after the fire, and you could use the lighter to heat it up again using the pipe to straighten it out. Also, set those knocked out guys on fire.

[grunterdb1951]

Tie up the knocked out guys and then shove one of their richards into the others ass or mouth and then falcon punch your way out.

[auzman466]

Tie up the knocked out guys and then shove one of their richards into the others ass or mouth and then falcon punch your way out.

You ignore the dumbwaiter. Maybe you'll check it out some other time.
You look through the keyhole on the door. No one on the street. You swiftly punch through the door and unlock it from the outside. Can't tell if suddenly super strong or if door was really weak.
You look behind you and see almost the entire building up in flames. Good thing you took the door and not the dumbwaiter, or you could have been stuck down... wherever it was going to take you.
You go home before anyone can find out you set the fire.

DAY 2

It's Sunday. No work. Maybe you should check to see if there's any news on the fire...

Sorry for slow updates guys, school has been getting in the way.

[Moppy]

GO TO FOX NEWS I BET THEY ARE COVERING IT.

[auzman466]

GO TO FOX NEWS I BET THEY ARE COVERING IT.

WELL YOU GO TO THE FOX NEWS CHANNEL
You see a news story on aliens. loving great.
Check another channel or go do some other thing?