I've got a crush

[Gum]

Pics or no tips

[Ad Bot]

[Yosher]

well that's a let down then

how come you are always in these sort of topics lol

[Rub]

how come you are always in these sort of topics lol

cos he's a loving sickunt

[Electrk]

well that's a let down then

[Clone v.117]

Ask her why she killed all those Jews.
All Germans are Riddler.

[Darkness ZXW]

Ask her why she killed all those Jews.
All Germans are Riddler.

pfft hahaha

[dawngaward0110]

Tip for picking up German girls:
Say "Ich essen eine kaffen."

Works every time.

If she runs away, scream "Ich gehen trink sie brust milch!"

*esse
*gehe, eventhough this doesn't fit in the sentence
*trinke

And yes, it probably does work

[Lamebro1]

Ask her why she killed all those Jews.
All Germans are Riddler.

[Gum]

All thats tribals gifs are tribal.

[BubbaGum]

Does that mean shes eventually going back to Germany?

[danisaac5]

Tip for picking up German girls:
Say "Ich essen eine kaffen."

Works every time.

If she runs away, scream "Ich gehen trink sie brust milch!"

1st german phrase = I eat a kaffen (whatever that is)
2nd german phrase = i go to drink breast milk
2nd phrase edited = i'm going to drink breast milk

really the best words to pick up a german girl with XD

[Racerboy]

Ask her why she killed all those Jews.
All Germans are Riddler.

lol

[T3HZ3N0N]

Today I posted a status that basically said "I don't feel like it" in German.

Trying too hard, try again

[Big Brother]

OP in a nutshell:

"I have never experienced the touch of a woman"

cos he's a loving sickunt

JBW is backool kids klubkk

[Boston Terrier]

ooo jokr card in luv