I've got a crush

[Sami2ss]

Phew, I thought I killed gays or blacks or something.You killed 3/4 of the jues. With your grammar national socialisting.

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[Penguin/Person]

Too bad it's against the law to have loveual relations with a foreign exchange student..

Ah yes it's nice to see you doin your job Ben hahah

[dkamm65]

>18
>"crush"
>lol

[Morpheus]

If she runs away, scream "Ich gehen trink sie brust milch!"

You wrote that wrong :p

[Axolotl]

kaffer i mean

again with the "speaking broken german"

lol "furhur"

uh I think that translates to monday

[Dezcaban]

uh I think that translates to monday

kaffir means 'non-believer' actually

[otto-san]

learn about body language

pays off for things like this

[RedGajin]

still waiting on ops opinion on how good her booty be

[Ziyek]

well that's a let down then

She's a beached whale.


Man the harpoons.

[Axolotl]

She's a beached whale.


Man the harpoons.

fat admirers are master race

[T3HZ3N0N]

learn about body language

pays off for things like this

how would you know

:cookiemonster:

[Wynd_Fox]

The M should be capitalized, Zenon.

[Kalphiter]

Tip for picking up German girls:
Say "Ich essen eine kaffen."

Works every time.

If she runs away, scream "Ich gehen trink sie brust milch!"

"I to eat a kaffen."

It's Kiffen, it's a verb, so it'd just be "Ich kiffe"


"I to go drink she/they chest milk"

- You can't use gehen for the future
- die Muttermilch is the word for human breast milk
- "ihre" means her

lol "furhur"

Führer/Fuehrer


You fail.

[otto-san]

how would you know

:cookiemonster:

I DON'T KNOW I JUST MADE IT UP SORRY

[Joker Card]

Does that mean shes eventually going back to Germany?

Yes. She is here for 10 months then she goes back.

still waiting on ops opinion on how good her booty be

8/10