I'm 16 years old bitches!

[Coolpillz]

Dayyum
Burned more than that time I accidently touched a wood stove.

IT BURNED MORE THAN BURNED MY WHOLE HAND!!!(i loving touched my sisters hair straightner bullstuff)

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[Dezcaban]

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[IkeTheGeneric]

when you get to that point where you have to glorify other peoples arguments, solely because they're on your side, and you can't make your own

It doesn't really matter cause it's his birthday, genius

The only reason there is an argument is because dezcaban the loose cannon imperial guard and that other guy decided there should be one

[Jetlok]

alyx can't stop telling us about his life even when he's praising someone else

[Alyx Vance]

IT BURNED MORE THAN BURNED MY WHOLE HAND!!!(i loving touched my sisters hair straightner bullstuff)

I've lit my hand on fire more than once.
I've touched a red hot oven.
I've tried to pick up steel that came right out of a fire

Was your house on fire?

A wood stove isn't made out of wood lol.
Its a steel stove thing that you put wood in.

And no it wasn't on fire, although before it was tore down it had some charred spots from where burning wood fell out

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

alyx can't stop telling us about his life even when he's praising someone else

^^^
tired of his fake hard life persona.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I've lit my hand on fire more than once.
I've touched a red hot oven.
I've tried to pick up steel that came right out of a fire

I'm sorry lol but how did you make it to sixteen

[Coolpillz]

I've lit my hand on fire more than once.
I've touched a red hot oven.
I've tried to pick up steel that came right out of a fire
A wood stove isn't made out of wood lol.
Its a steel stove thing that you put wood in.

And no it wasn't on fire, although before it was tore down it had some charred spots from where burning wood fell out

Ive broke my head before and bleeded like an exploded person(I WAS loving LITTLE AND BRKOE MY HEAD ASKDIGKASD GODDAMN IT KEYBOARD.I WAS LITTLE AND BROKE MY HEAD AGAINTS A WOODEN CHAIR)

[tkepahama]

This one time, I cracked my finger, and I swear that I heard smurfs moving around inside that knuckle. 

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[CoolKoopaTroopa]

he didn't choose the thug life



the thug life chose him

LOL

[tkepahama]

Will you guys stop bashing him on his birthday?  Jesus, no wonder you guys never had a real birthday, you always have to bash on other people's birthdays!

[Alyx Vance]

I'm sorry lol but how did you make it to sixteen

You really think I know?
I should be loving dead right now honestly.

he didn't choose the thug life

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the thug life chose him

East coast brotherz

[xXBeibsFan119Xx]

alyx just get off the internet.

i know it sounds harsh, but i think i speak for almost everybody on the internet when i say: we don't give a stuff

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[CoolKoopaTroopa]

Will you guys stop bashing him on his birthday?  Jesus, no wonder you guys never had a real birthday, you always have to bash on other people's birthdays!

i've had tons of birthdays lmao