The Village Thread!

[Bushido]

Bushido spies FattySnacks in the distance!
Bushido fires his stun gun!

100 Direct Stun Damage to FattySnacks!
The foe('s) FattySnacks fainted!

Bushido reaps the spoils of the battle!
Bushido takes FattySnack's bacon!

Bushido eats the bacon.

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[fattysnacks]

fattysnacks sees that Bushido fell for his decoy and while Bushido is eating the bacon, fattysnacks sneaks up on Bushido and sticks it in his pooper.

[Bushido]

Bushido fires his Stun Gun point-blank!

FattySnacks goes tumbling down the hill, into the ocean, spazzing all the way!

Bushido continues to eat his (stolen) bacon.

[fattysnacks]

You can't attack me if you're dead.  I stuck it in your pooper.  Remember?

[Bushido]

That doesn't kill, that just makes one very, VERY uncomfortable.

Either that or I'm thinking of the wrong pooper.

[fattysnacks]

That doesn't kill, that just makes one very, VERY uncomfortable.

Either that or I'm thinking of the wrong pooper.

I think you're thinking of the wrong IT.  Or at least the size of said it.

[commondragon]

EH! NO FAIL FRUM ME!

Callo eats 1 tacos

Callo assembles playstation

Callo plays battle hunter!

[Bushido]

Assuming it's your GPS/A pointy stick...

Bushido gets up with a severe cramp in between his legs, and fires his stun gun into the woods for no reason!

Callo gets nailed by the Stun Gun ray!

Callo collapses on the ground!

Bushido steals Callo's PS2, and runs off with a memory card, a controller, and all of Callo's games!

Bushido realizes that Callo is playing without a monitor of any type at all, and hurls the swag back at him.

[fattysnacks]

Bushido realizes he's dead prom a pooper sticking and that he can't do anything he just said.

Bushido starts crying.

[Bushido]

Bushido realizes that the fact that FattySnacks is being an idiot and totally ignores him.

Bushido walks off into the woods to look for wood.

[Enrealist]

Name: Degial
Personality: General Tech.
Likeness: Weak, Fast, Likes to take stuff apart
Inventory: Backpack, Rations, Med Kit, Foldable Bike, Lego Generator w/ wheels, Connection from bike to Lego Generator, Laptop w/o internet connection, Connection Cable, 4 blank robots, 5 Stuff capsules.

Degial programs 4 blank robots.
4 Blank robot turn into Security Drones!
Degial walks around the woods with his new body guards.

[fattysnacks]

fattysnacks builds a giant nuke and blows up the entire universe.

[commondragon]

Callo gets up and wonders who messed with is PS1!

Callo sets his mini screen back up

Callo is confronted by another monster attracted by his a fresh apple pie! !

Callo uses his Ps1 to enter battle hunter gamestyle!

Callo uses Attack double card

Monster: 5 + 3/Callo: 6 + 3   Monster attack: 5 + 8 Callo defense: 3 + 9 *CALLO 1 DAMAGE*

Callo: 5+5 (special!)/Monster: 4+2   Callo attack: 5 x 2 (10) + 10   Monster defense: 2 + 6 *Monster 12 damage!*

Monster dies!

Callo eats 1 taco

[fattysnacks]

fattysnacks goes back in time and rapes and kills bushido's mother so that he will never be born.


fattysnacks encounters a hobo goblin!

The hobo goblin asks him for money.

fattysnacks stabs the hobo goblin.

fattysnacks sells the hobo goblin's body to a necrophiliac for 10000000000000000000000000000 00000 gold pieces.

fattysnacks buys the universe.

[Bushido]

In a very awkward time-space-poop, Bushido is still existant!

Bushido cuts down a tree and creates a quick lean-to!