The Village Thread!

[fattysnacks]

Name: Beotch69
Race: Human
Class: Whore
Abilities: Secks, lewinsky, carrot

Beotch69 answers the door.

Beotch69:"Hey there.  You lookin' for a good time, Tokthree?"

[Ad Bot]

[Tokthree]

screw you fattysnacks

Tokthree runs for the hills
the hills just happen to appear above beoch's house
Squish
tokthree puts 100 dynamite around the area, BOOOOOOOOOM fattysnacks lands in australia

[Sampapa]

Sampapa returns

Sampapa launches 1000 nukes around the world, exploding every square inch of land hopefully killing everyone.

[Tokthree]

Tokthrees +20 Def  skill makes all the nukes land on Beoch =P

[Bushido]

Bushido just HAPPENS to fall into a hole, as the nukes explode. The coming explosions all explode just above him, but it doesn't do any damage.

Dang, that's a deep hole.

Tok, that was stupid.

[Sampapa]

Sampapa attaches drills to 20 nukes, they begin to drill into the ground, Aiming for the core of the planet.

[Shocklink]

God:Redirects missle to space hoping to save the many yet few people who play this game.

[Tokthree]

Tokthree runs about like a headless chicken

[Sampapa]

God:Redirects missle to space hoping to save the many yet few people who play this game.

GOD MISSED!

The missiles continue down the path to the core.

[Aloshi]

Name: Aloshi
Personality: Evil and mischeovus
Likeness: Small, furry.
Inventory: Evil monkey ray, 6-pack of pepsi.


Aloshi found Tree!
Aloshi pokes Tree!
Aloshi does 123 damage!
Critical hit!
Tree dai'd
Aloshi gets 5 woods!
Aloshi gets $1!
Aloshi levels up to level 3!
Aloshi wants to learn the move Poop, But he cant learn more then four moves!

Forget a move?

No Yes
____^_

Which move should be forgotten?

Sleep Eat Videogames Breathe
_____________________^__

Aloshi forgot Breathe, And...

*Ding sound*

Aloshi knows Poop!
:D
:)
:|
......
Aloshi passed out!
............................. .............................
Aloshi used poop, but the attack was ineffective.
VGCats reference.

[fattysnacks]

VGCats reference.

I'd say that's more than a reference.

[Ace]

Name: Ace
Personality: Quick-thinking and inventive.
Likeness: Average height, skinny
Inventory: Cell Phone, Lighter, Wallet (Money, Credit Card, Driver's License, Pictures of loved ones)

Ace found cave!
Ace enters cave.
Ace is attacked by bat!
Ace uses Torch on bat!
Ace does 200 damage!
Bat Defeated!
Ace gets 1 bat meats!
Ace gets $5!
Ace has leveled up to level 3!
Ace wants to learn the move Shank, but he can't learn more than four moves!

Forget a move?

No  Yes
____^_

Which move should be forgotten?

Poke  Torch  Throw  Eat
_^_________________

Ace forgot Poke, and...

*Ding!*

Ace has learned Shank!

What?! Ace is evolving!!!
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[fattysnacks]

Ace is killed by a group of christians preaching that there is no such thing as evolution.

[Ace]

Interactions ARE allowed, but NO GODPLAYING

Ace encounters Beotch!
Ace uses Shank on Beotch!
Ace does 1000 damage!
Beotch is dead!
Ace gets 10 ######!

Ace uses Torch!
Ace dances around the flaming corpse of Beotch and ######!

Ace finds $1000 in Beotch's pocket before the corpse burns completely.

[ciber spy]

name ciber
personalety smart
likenes normal
inventory
5 tons of pvcpipe 8 galons of superglue 3 solarpowerd moters a swisarmyknife a chainsaw 5potions
atv verybig tank full of fule hm1 machingun 85k plastic botels

ciber takes pvcpipe and superglue to make an air tight frame  ads botels dirt and seeds fastens moters and machine gun gets on
says sianara suckers try to falo and i blast of yo asses
10 months later he reanhes the coast og texas