CactiAdventures - I ONLY HALF-LIED

[MaroonCacti]

CactiAdventures



It is 11:03 am and you wake to get out of bed.
You are MAROON CACTI and you have just woken from a good nights rest.
It is not unusual for you to wake at such times because you love STAYING UP LATE
It seems your parents have gone to work and you are home alone today

What will you do now?

[Ad Bot]

[Becquerel]

go on computer

[Buu]

Self Delete by stab

you'll be reborn

[MaroonCacti]

go on computer

You walk down into your basement from your room to go on you precious COMPUTER.
But whats this! Your Computer monitor seems to be missing!
If you have no monitor you can't use the Computer dummy!

What will you do now?

[Becquerel]

take apart your computer and have love with all the components

[MaroonCacti]

take apart your computer and have love with all the components

NO WAY!

Why would you ever would you do such a thing?
Your Computer is a precious object to you!
Every thing you take apart gets destroyed and you can never put it back together correctly again!
Plus you aint no roboloveual buddy...

What will you do now?

[Artificial Blocko]

Send messages on ste-

Oh wait... :P

[Texan101]

Look for father's Playboy magazine collection.

[MaroonCacti]

Look for father's Playboy magazine collection.

Oh that's silly. You already know where they are!
They are in the closet right down here in the basement with you!
Sadly, you cannot open to door to enjoy the topless women because the door is always locked.
Your dad always hides the key and you have never seen it but it would be fun to try and find it!

[Flamecannon]

grow arms so reactions are more enthusiastic!

[Texan101]

Clearly it's in the bottom of the flowerpot in the living room, but that would require you to brush up on your wizardry. Surely it's worth the trouble.

[Menen]

Read menen's adventure because its cool.

[Flamecannon]

Read menen's adventure because its cool.

stop advertising and get back to work!11!!12

[MaroonCacti]

grow arms so reactions are more enthusiastic!

ENTHUSIASM!!!

Clearly it's in the bottom of the flowerpot in the living room, but that would require you to brush up on your wizardry. Surely it's worth the trouble.

You do have a mysteriously large tome about wizardry somewhere around here...
In fact, you have a lot of large tomes about skills worth brushing-up on around here!

[Texan101]

You suddenly remember that your parents took away your monitor last night so you'd have to practice magic to use your computer! Quick, locate the spell for MagiVision!