HOW to masturbate without leaving a trail (back

[Buu]

since some people told me to do it, Here it is:

1. find a surface like a bed or coach
2.make sure you're laying on it with your back facing up, so your richard touches the surface of the bed/couch/floor your fapping on
3.look at something loveUALLY amusing, like mlp or researchs
4.hump said surface until you have an climax
5.try diffrent things like using your had as a surface
DO NOT REMOVE YOUR PANTS WHILE DOING SO
/discuss

NOW FOR THE WOMEN

1.look at ALOT of diffrent types of women, even those in Suits, it'll help you make you more creative
2. try looking at diffrent articles of clothing as well
3. now try to make some smexy bitch using all of your memories, and when you're done, try to fap
4.if you fail, try again
5.if you have some ass special interest/any special interest at all, good luck

/discuss/give tips

[Ad Bot]

[Darkness ZXW]

this is stupid and you are stupid. lock this.

[xxxxkill]

Okay so what about women.

[Night Fox]

how is that clean

[Buu]

how is that clean

since it in your pants  instead of your hand

[TripNick]

That is probably the messiest method of masturbating I've ever read, does not fulfill topic title. 0/10

Okay so what about women.

They can just sit on the arm of an arm chair and move forward and back.

[Trymos]

Okay so what about women.

finger in and out of vagina.

how is that clean

its not sticky.

[Mr Man]

>Parents ask what stains on couch are

[steve5451]

3.look at something loveUALLY amusing, like mlp or researchs
/discuss

gtfo

[Dezcaban]

3.look at something loveUALLY amusing, like mlp

atomic facepalm

[BanishedLetters]

3.look at something loveUALLY amusing, like mlp or researchs

WHY

[Buu]

WHY

I crossed it off

[Headcrab Zombie]

This is the messiest method of masturbating I've heard of

[Dezcaban]

masturbate on toilet

aim in bowl

flush

[Flubbman]

what the forget