Author Topic: HOW to masturbate without leaving a trail (back  (Read 19400 times)

This is topic number 3 or 4 of this.
Almost exact same phrasing.

This is topic number 3 or 4 of this.
Almost exact same phrasing.
topic number?

I think you're supposed to keep your pants on...
But I don't really know.

I think you're supposed to keep your pants on...
But I don't really know.
I never said "remove your pants"

Might have to edit op

1. sit on toilet
2. fap
3. shoot into toilet
4. wipe any semen on the tip of your snake
5. done.

lock this thread i showed you out.

DO NOT REMOVE YOUR PANTS WHILE DOING SO
Wtf why would I want all that to stay in my pants?
no

1. sit on toilet
2. fap
3. shoot into toilet
4. wipe any semen on the tip of your snake
5. done.

lock this thread i showed you out.
need to change op to something better


Wow, I can't believe it.  We actually have people posting copy pasta threads on this forum.

Holy stuff.



op has a special interest for jizzing in his pa-
Wow, I can't believe it.  We actually have people posting copy pasta threads on this forum.

Holy stuff.
oh

a cleaner method would be to fap into something disposable like a paper towel or something

3. Get arrested for public indecency

revised

1. aim through bars
2. fap

Fap into a paper towel.
Simple.

>Go to take a shower
>Get neked
>Turn on water and go to take a shower
>ohgodmyballs.jpg
>fap furiously
>about to blow load
>sister opens the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur