HOW to masturbate without leaving a trail (back

[e-maxx]

[Ad Bot]

[Headcrab Zombie]

i got 5 notes on tumblr by posting a screencap of this thread

thank you

Lol, link?

[Dark Fire]

Masterbate in a space station, finish, open airlock.

[Buu]

what the hell happened?

i was gone for like 4 hours

[Mr Man]

Nothing much, its like the thread froze.

[Buu]

Nothing much, its like the thread froze.

changed title since it was mis-leading anyway

[Lando The Climber]

So I noticed the new title
The best thing you can do is make sure your richard isn't a faucet

[Alyx Vance]

Simple.
Don't walk while jizzing.

[Buu]

Simple.
Don't walk while jizzing.

how can you fap while standing up?

[Axolotl2]

>become flexible
>suck own richard
>blow load in mouth
>swallow
>0 mess

but it's tastebud lottery

it tastes disgusting or sweet

[Mr Man]

how can you fap while standing up?

Simple. You stand up, and you fap.

[Axolotl2]

Simple. You stand up, and you fap.

It's risky since you'll probably fall during climax.

[Buu]

It's risky since you'll probably fall during climax.

I tried fapping againest a wall just now...


..don't ask how it felt

[Alyx Vance]

Well can't you regenerate your snake?

[Buu]

Well can't you regenerate your snake?

nope