Long-time frenemy crazycrypt has constantly bitched at me when I do anything he doesn't like, and yet, like Zealot, I put up with his loving bullstuff for an incredibly ridiculous length of time.
Apparently the person who permabans people for spawnkilling still isn't cynical enough.
To clarify, that person is me, not crazycrypt.
Let's break them down into bite-sized chunks.
crazycrypt: Unban meh, and why did I get banned in the first place? =s
crazycrypt: I don't remember
crazycrypt: lol
Xalos: Because you are constantly being a jackass to me over completely trivial things
I count three times, at least. Probably more that were minor, so I just dropped them.
Offense 1: I started a new server for some purpose, and crazycrypt gets all pissy because he's not admin.
Then, surprise, I re-evaluate whether I want him to be an admin, and he claims our friendship is over.
Offense 2: Hosting Civilization. He comes along, starts raping the new players, and causes me to lose half my players or more. I confront him about it and he ragequits. (I believe this was after we level-ground each other, so we were both able to one-hit-kill the new players.)
Offense 3: Hosting a freebuild. I'm being a jackass to several morons/spammers, and he bitches because, surprise AGAIN, I don't want people spamming up my freebuild.
crazycrypt: When did I do this? =o
crazycrypt: I dont remember any of this, please explain.
Xalos: At LEAST three times
The three times are above.
Xalos: Once when I set up a new server, you bitched when you weren't admin
Xalos: because it was A NEW loving SERVER.
crazycrypt: That was a long time ago.
crazycrypt: We resolved that.
This is true, we DID resolve it.
Xalos: And you haven't changed since.
This is ALSO true. All of the times I remember meeting him on my server since the first offense, he has been doing something totally assholic.
crazycrypt: Grudges are forbidden.
Okay. Do I have to say it?
Lord Tony has been a troll, an starfish, and a griefer on all the keys I've met him under.
Oh wait! "Grudges are forbidden." Okay everyone, stop hating on Tony! We're not allowed to hold grudges!
crazycrypt: No.
crazycrypt: I havent asked for admin.
crazycrypt: At all.
This too is true, but as I explained above, only one incident was even about admin.
crazycrypt: Now unban me.
crazycrypt: ;c
Oh yeah, that's gonna happen. Every time you've been on my server, you've caused me torment as a host.
You really think I enjoy having to deal with the problems you create for me?
Xalos: Grudges are not forbidden.
crazycrypt: I give up trying to please you and make you my actual friend, years worth of work ends now-
HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!He's also
- ignored my various opinions on how to improve his server completely
- tried to abuse admin on Civilization (while he HAD it)
- bashed stuff just because it doesn't work picture perfectly ("YOUR EXPERIMENTAL GAMEMODE DOESN'T WORK COMPLETELY PERFECTLY, SO IT SUCKS!")
- been known to deflect the blame onto others for his offenses
- last line of IRC
- blames others for killing him because he's trying to kill them
- tries to blame someone else for stealing part of my house when I'm watching him do it (this was when Civ still allowed spying)
In the end, I'm not buying it. He tries to use psychological traps on me to make me feel bad for punishing him for the stuff he's done, but you know, it doesn't work after the first
twenty-three times. (No, I haven't actually counted. 0% of my statistics are pulled out of my ass.
Oh wait...)
Discuss. Preferrably crazycrypt, but I wouldn't be surprised if the thread was derailed by the middle of the first page.
