i am loving dying

[Tetris]

well step 1: get off the loving internet

step 2: take some Tylenol or something

step 3: ???

step 4: dead!!!

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[Dezcaban]

i was trying to sleep but i couldn't so i came here to try and distract myself

you try swallowing a gallon of needles while you sleep arjiajorfsdjf

[DaSord213]

i was trying to sleep but i couldn't so i came here to try and distract myself

you try swallowing a gallon of needles while you sleep arjiajorfsdjf

Open your parents medicine cabinet and ingest everything you see.

...Or ask your parents if they have something for it/throat relief. Either one works.

[Tetris]

i was trying to sleep but i couldn't so i came here to try and distract myself

you try swallowing a gallon of needles while you sleep arjiajorfsdjf

go on reddit or something

/r/funny will help

you'll forget about the pain in no time

just don't swallow

[RedGajin]

i was trying to sleep but i couldn't so i came here to try and distract myself

you try swallowing a gallon of needles while you sleep arjiajorfsdjf

^not tuff enough to get into the tuff club
come back when you can open ketchup bottles

[Dezcaban]

Open your parents medicine cabinet and ingest everything you see.

great idea

[Muffin]

uuuugh it feels like my throat is on fire and my nose is leaking like crazy
i have like 3 tests tomorrow as well, apparently like 30 other people in the sick is school including my sister

like 30 other people in the sick is school including my sister

like 30 other people in the sick is school including my sister

[DaSord213]

great idea

i'm like your parent's medicine cabinet
full of stuff

[Dezcaban]

school is sick*

i'm like your parent's medicine cabinet
full of stuff

wha

[.:FancyPants:.]

well step 1: get off the loving internet

step 2: take some Tylenol or something

step 3: ???

step 4: dead!!!

lol'd

[Pixel]

RIP hope you go to heaven! :)

[DaSord213]

wha

what?

[steve5451]

well step 1: get off the loving internet

step 2: take some Tylenol or something

step 3: ???

step 4: dead!!!

This would be valid for me. My liver can't handle Tylenol for some reason and would destroy it.

[Dezcaban]

i drank some super loving salt water
imagine shoving a knife down your throat


atleast it took some of the pain away from breathing, i might be able to sleep

[Squideey]

If it's that debilitating, try to communicate with your teachers to see if you can work something out. You wouldn't want to take a test if something else is seriously affecting your performance.