forget you i was in a vagina 15 years ago i want to celebrate that
*came out of
*won't go back in any vagina with any part of you again
hurhur
Its all about the balloons.
Especially the hydrogen ones.
lol they don't
if they did, birthdays would take place an average of nine months before the day they were born
and also if they did, they wouldn't be called birthdays
actually, it'd be a lot more than nine months before their birth, because the matter they're made of has been around a lot longer than that
p.s. you aren't cool for being contrary c:
Okay, then, why do people make any sort of deal at all about how many times they've gone around the sun since their birth?