Oh god
yup, and then i end the relationship because stuff's probably going to go downhill from there anyway and she hates me and her friends hate me and they spread rumors about me and then one of the girls talks about me to her jock boyfriend and he thinks i was flirting with the girl and he tries to fight me and i break his finger with a steel rod i found on the ground and we all scatter but no one goes to jail because if he tells the cops i'll say he attacked me and we'll both get arrested and he'll get kicked out of the football team so he says he broke his finger when he fell down the stairs.
not like it's ever happened to me or anything.