Author Topic: The object(s) in this direction is now your... v2 (Read 6018 times)

jarelash · September 17, 2012, 02:19:25 PM

My DSi. I wont stab myself, sell the sword for buttloads o' money, buy a better DS. Profit.

The last thing you touched with your feet (besides floor, carpet/rug, wall, ceiling...) is now being stuffed in your nose.

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ShadowYoshi294 · September 17, 2012, 03:53:04 PM

Chair. OOWWWWWWW

The last research you fapped to is now suddenly what you see when you walk out of your room.

shyGriff · September 17, 2012, 03:58:01 PM

i don't see anything--
OH NO
I'M BLIND
HELP

the last picture you d'awwed to is now suddenly what you see when you walk out of your room

jarelash · September 19, 2012, 03:45:11 AM

A baby creeper...
OH SHI...ded

The last object you saaw outside of your house is now trying to have suprise buttsecks with you...

ShadowYoshi294 · September 19, 2012, 08:26:11 AM

A tree. Dear god no.

The last research you fapped to is now suddenly what you see when you turn around. If you have never fapped, ~~you're inhuman~~ the last person you d'awwed to will be in your room.

Duhman115 · September 19, 2012, 09:31:30 AM

Oh hey look it's Joshua's cat!

How did she/he get here...

From Loveland?

Yes, there is a city in Colorado called Loveland. Get the hell off my back.

The first visible object to your northwest is now a billion dollar machete.

Duhman115 · September 20, 2012, 02:41:04 PM

Quote from: Duhman115 on September 19, 2012, 09:31:30 AM

Oh hey look it's Joshua's cat!

How did she/he get here...

From Loveland?

Yes, there is a city in Colorado called Loveland. Get the hell off my back.

The first visible object to your northwest is now a billion dollar machete.

jarelash · September 20, 2012, 03:28:45 PM

My curtains

The largest object (besides a building) you see, when looking out the nearest window is now attempting to mate with you.

BreadFish · September 20, 2012, 07:49:36 PM

AAAAAGGGGHHH A HUGE TREE!!!

The last object you ate is now up your nose and your forced to eat it
What was it?

SWAT One · September 20, 2012, 09:48:14 PM

Potato Soup.

forget.

The nearest living organism larger than 2 inches is now shoved up your ass.

Duhman115 · September 20, 2012, 10:00:14 PM

Quote from: SWAT One on September 20, 2012, 09:48:14 PM

Potato Soup.

forget.

The nearest living organism larger than 2 inches is now shoved up your ass.

Dear God, why is my cat up my ass!?

It hurts!!!!!

The most expensive thing you see outside of your window you are now smashing

Slate521 · September 21, 2012, 01:26:18 AM

Neighbor's car.

Your favorite celestial object is now jammed violently into your urethra.

The Corporation · September 21, 2012, 01:43:51 AM

Quote from: Slate521 on September 21, 2012, 01:26:18 AM

Neighbor's car.

Your favorite celestial object is now jammed violently into your urethra.

Well I'm not even existant anymore.
The object to your right is the only thing that you can use in a cage fight against kimbo slice.

SWAT One · September 21, 2012, 02:13:24 AM

I have a pillow and a battery recharger.

The most expensive object mounted to the walls of your room is now being forced into your star fish for reverse digestion. inb4stuffed deer head

jarelash · September 21, 2012, 06:34:46 AM

A poster...meh...

The biggest vehicle you see outside is about to fall on you.