Author Topic: The object(s) in this direction is now your... v2 (Read 6019 times)

Mr.X98 · September 12, 2012, 08:28:45 PM

My brother. OH GOD.

The animal to the right of you has become your stomach.

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TristanLuigi · September 12, 2012, 08:29:42 PM

No animal to my right
The closest consumable item to you is now a pile of crap.

ShadowYoshi294 · September 13, 2012, 07:11:56 AM

Water. So now I'm drinking diarrhea?

The farthest object to your right other than a wall is now your psychopathic girl/boyfriend. The closest object to your left is your only defense.

Duhman115 · September 13, 2012, 11:02:51 AM

Quote from: ShadowYoshi294 on September 13, 2012, 07:11:56 AM

Water. So now I'm drinking diarrhea?

The farthest object to your right other than a wall is now your psychopathic girl/boyfriend. The closest object to your left is your only defense.

Psychopathic female lightbulb I'm trying to fend of with a metal water bottle.

SEEMS LEGIT.

The object behind you about to rape you.

Horribly

With a rubber pink carrot.

jarelash · September 13, 2012, 11:05:27 AM

A soda can! Hurpdurp

The item to your left will be used to murder you.

shyGriff · September 13, 2012, 05:44:05 PM

a...
a television??? whaaaaaaa

the object to the left of the nearest book is now a dinosaur egg

Duhman115 · September 13, 2012, 10:26:15 PM

Quote from: shyGriff on September 13, 2012, 05:44:05 PM

a...
a television??? whaaaaaaa

the object to the left of the nearest book is now a dinosaur egg

Why is there a Dinosaur egg where Holes was?

ShadowYoshi294 · September 14, 2012, 07:53:30 AM

The air. SEEMS LEGIT

The farthest object in the rear-left position of you other than a wall is now your only way to hide in a war.

Duhman115 · September 14, 2012, 11:24:10 AM

I'll just put a pumpkin over me head and be a solider

The move incovienient object for typing nerest to your hand is trying to kill you

ShadowYoshi294 · September 15, 2012, 12:57:21 AM

NO MY YOSHI PLUSH WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE AAAAAAAAAAaa

The object behind you ~~is now a Spy~~is now a crazy murderer and you have only 3 seconds to beat him up with the farthest object to your left other than a wall.

jarelash · September 15, 2012, 07:05:24 AM

Crazed pillow im trying to fend off with a bookshelf...
Just another ordinary weekend...

The object left from your keyboard is now your lunch. And you have to eat it with the last object you touched (besides mouse, keyboard, computer or DS.)

Duhman115 · September 15, 2012, 04:38:44 PM

Quote from: jarelash on September 15, 2012, 07:05:24 AM

Crazed pillow im trying to fend off with a bookshelf...
Just another ordinary weekend...

The object left from your keyboard is now your lunch. And you have to eat it with the last object you touched (besides mouse, keyboard, computer or DS.)

I have to eat my lunch with my lunch.

Seems legit.

The farthest thing from the closest consumable is now your love, and is what you are about to bed.

Slate521 · September 15, 2012, 11:07:45 PM

Quote from: Duhman115 on September 15, 2012, 04:38:44 PM

I have to eat my lunch with my lunch.

Seems legit.

The farthest thing from the closest consumable is now your love, and is what you are about to bed.

The edge of the observable universe.
But hank, NO EDGE.
(seems legit)

The place you are currently sitting in [room, whatever] is now made of mush.

Duhman115 · September 16, 2012, 12:13:02 PM

Quote from: Slate521 on September 15, 2012, 11:07:45 PM

The edge of the observable universe.
But hank, NO EDGE.
(seems legit)

The place you are currently sitting in [room, whatever] is now made of mush.

That would be my room. EEWWW WTF AQGGG

njvwer

The most valuable object in the room your in you(Next thing you know) are mercilessly smashing

Slate521 · September 16, 2012, 10:15:54 PM

myself

The largest object in the room is now up your ass.