Author Topic: The object(s) in this direction is now your... v2  (Read 6033 times)

My brother. OH GOD.

The animal to the right of you has become your stomach.

No animal to my right
The closest consumable item to you is now a pile of crap.

Water. So now I'm drinking diarrhea?

The farthest object to your right other than a wall is now your psychopathic girl/boyfriend. The closest object to your left is your only defense.

Water. So now I'm drinking diarrhea?

The farthest object to your right other than a wall is now your psychopathic girl/boyfriend. The closest object to your left is your only defense.

Psychopathic female lightbulb I'm trying to fend of with a metal water bottle.

SEEMS LEGIT.

The object behind you about to rape you.

Horribly

With a rubber pink carrot.

A soda can! Hurpdurp

The item to your left will be used to murder you.

a...
a television??? whaaaaaaa

the object to the left of the nearest book is now a dinosaur egg

a...
a television??? whaaaaaaa

the object to the left of the nearest book is now a dinosaur egg

Why is there a Dinosaur egg where Holes was?

The air. SEEMS LEGIT

The farthest object in the rear-left position of you other than a wall is now your only way to hide in a war.

I'll just put a pumpkin over me head and be a solider

The move incovienient object for typing nerest to your hand is trying to kill you

NO MY YOSHI PLUSH WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE AAAAAAAAAAaa

The object behind you is now a Spyis now a crazy murderer and you have only 3 seconds to beat him up with the farthest object to your left other than a wall.

Crazed pillow im trying to fend off with a bookshelf...
Just another ordinary weekend...

The object left from your keyboard is now your lunch. And you have to eat it with the last object you touched (besides mouse, keyboard, computer or DS.)

Crazed pillow im trying to fend off with a bookshelf...
Just another ordinary weekend...

The object left from your keyboard is now your lunch. And you have to eat it with the last object you touched (besides mouse, keyboard, computer or DS.)

I have to eat my lunch with my lunch.

Seems legit.


The farthest thing from the closest consumable is now your love, and is what you are about to bed.

I have to eat my lunch with my lunch.

Seems legit.


The farthest thing from the closest consumable is now your love, and is what you are about to bed.

The edge of the observable universe.
But hank, NO EDGE.
(seems legit)

The place you are currently sitting in [room, whatever] is now made of mush.

The edge of the observable universe.
But hank, NO EDGE.
(seems legit)

The place you are currently sitting in [room, whatever] is now made of mush.

That would be my room. EEWWW WTF AQGGG

njvwer

The most valuable object in the room your in you(Next thing you know) are mercilessly smashing

myself

The largest object in the room is now up your ass.