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[PowerDag]

What Steam Skin are you using?
Because i want it

That's his font even for the normal Steam skin.

[Ad Bot]

[Rockinboy2000]

That's his font even for the normal Steam skin.

Oh.

Where can i get that font anyways?

[PowerDag]

Oh.

Where can i get that font anyways?

I have no clue, sorry. I can't recognize the font.

[Boink!]

Sheldon The Sniper: cnwe
Sheldon The Sniper: snuggle
Pacha: k
Pacha snuggles
Sheldon The Sniper: yey
Sheldon The Sniper: hm
Sheldon The Sniper: who would you rather snuggle
Sheldon The Sniper: me
Sheldon The Sniper: or dominator
Sheldon The Sniper: NHGBNITUBNAUI$NAI
Pacha: who do you think
Pacha: UR MY SNUGLE BUDE

more like dawwww

[PowerDag]

more like dawwww

awww how sweet!

[BanishedLetters]

That's his font even for the normal Steam skin.

no im actually using a steam skin

its called PixelVision

No idea what the font is though or where i could check

[Dezcaban]

no im actually using a steam skin

its called PixelVision

No idea what the font is though or where i could check

is it updated

because when i disabled pixelvision recently i suddenly realized that the community thing had changed completely

[plad101]

4:30 PM - cooper: everyone thinks im you
4:30 PM - Asablief: that's insanely unfortunate

Shopped!

[BanishedLetters]

is it updated

because when i disabled pixelvision recently i suddenly realized that the community thing had changed completely

I actually have no idea. When I updated steam the skin automatically disabled and i havent used it since.

 

more like dawwww

luv u too <3

[Qwepir]

[start escort mission in SR3]
11:42 PM - xxxxkill: I hate you
11:42 PM - Doomrider: tee hee
[I start hearing the sound of bones breaking and screams of pain]
11:42 PM - xxxxkill: I am
11:42 PM - xxxxkill: Awful
11:43 PM - Doomrider: are you loving BEATING HIM
11:43 PM - Doomrider: STOP THAT
11:55 PM - xxxxkill: Did he just tell me to "Start suckin'"?
11:55 PM - xxxxkill: Oh he's gonna get SLAAAAAAAAAPED
11:56 PM - Doomrider: shut up and suck so we can get this over with

me confirmed for xxxxkill's entrepreneur

[Mr.jacksaunt]

hot

[Chrono]

4:30 PM - cooper: everyone thinks im you
4:30 PM - Asablief: that's insanely unfortunate

4:53 PM - Badspot: I'm going to make you an undercover admin.
4:53 PM - Chrono: Sounds great, thank you.

[-Jetz-]

Long one with a lengthy intro, where I try to come up with useless superpowers while my friend comes up with uses for them.

12:22 AM - Jetz: You see that new xkcd segment, the "what if" articles?
12:22 AM - Qsvgxn: no
12:22 AM - Jetz: http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/
12:23 AM - Jetz: Only 3 out so far
12:23 AM - Qsvgxn: something like this was, believe it or not, brought up in touhou
12:24 AM - Qsvgxn: one of the characters with the power to stop time said she also had to manipulate space to prevent from instantly moving at the speed of light
12:24 AM - Jetz: Might be easier to stop space
12:24 AM - Qsvgxn: but also that in a desperate situation could stop time without manipulating space to instantly create a nuclear explosion in a Self Delete attack
12:25 AM - Qsvgxn: nah
12:25 AM - Qsvgxn: because some characters also warp the fabric of reality so it sorta hsa to balance out I guess <.<
12:27 AM - Qsvgxn: interesting
12:27 AM - Jetz: Yeah the first is the best of the three so far.
12:27 AM - Qsvgxn: thinking like this is very good for fiction as well
12:27 AM - Qsvgxn: agreed
12:27 AM - Qsvgxn: there needs to be more things where people have super powers that are basically what-ifs like this
12:28 AM - Jetz: Yes.
12:28 AM - Qsvgxn: like touhou obviously
12:28 AM - Qsvgxn: or jojo's bizarre adventure
12:28 AM - Qsvgxn: which I reccomend to anyone who likes weird super powers
12:28 AM - Qsvgxn: after reading jojo I now know that it is a fact that there is no such thing as a useless super power <.<
12:29 AM - Jetz: That sounds like a challenge.
12:29 AM - Qsvgxn: hm hm hm <.<
12:30 AM - Qsvgxn: but jojo has also just has basically weird as forget super powers
12:30 AM - Qsvgxn: there's a power in part 5 I still don't completey understand.. the guy's power is basically removing "cause" from cause and effect
12:31 AM - Qsvgxn: he can basically cntr-z if he gets killed or something bad happens and for some reason people who are killed by it are destroyed in every way possible
12:31 AM - Jetz: So, "just effect"?
12:31 AM - Qsvgxn: sort like what breen says at the end of hl2
12:31 AM - Qsvgxn: yeah...
12:31 AM - Qsvgxn: like I said WEIRD powers
12:32 AM - Jetz: Yeah I don't think that makes much sense.
12:32 AM - Qsvgxn: If I read it again I could probably explain it better
12:33 AM - Qsvgxn: the main villain of that part gets this insanely hax ability to control gravity literally anywhere and with no limits to the force of gravity exerted
12:33 AM - Jetz: Oh, here's a useless one: One of the earlier episodes of family where viewers sent in suggestions for episodes. One of them gave the family super powers. Meg got the "amazing power to grow her fingernails slightly."
12:33 AM - Qsvgxn: so he eventually found out that if he wanted to, he could put the entire universe through so much gravitational time dialation that he could reset the universe
12:34 AM - Jetz: Well that sounds like a pretty hilarious thing to do upon learning you have cancer.
12:34 AM - Qsvgxn: lol <.<
12:35 AM - Qsvgxn: but apparently through some bullstuff explanation he could survive resetting the universe and through another weird explanation the "first mind to pop into the new universe gets dibs on being god"
12:35 AM - Qsvgxn: yeah it's a forgeted up story but still awesome
12:35 AM - Qsvgxn: anyways
12:35 AM - Qsvgxn: Grow your fingernails JUST as you are scratching someone
12:35 AM - Qsvgxn: extra damage
12:36 AM - Qsvgxn: grow them into the person you are scratching basically
12:36 AM - Jetz: Pretty sure they'd be extending from the base, not the tip.
12:37 AM - Qsvgxn: how does that invalidate what I said
12:37 AM - Jetz: They're also not very durable, and it would probably be pretty painful if someone twisted one
12:37 AM - Qsvgxn: eh..
12:37 AM - Qsvgxn: hm
12:37 AM - Jetz: Makes it harder for them to actually grow into people I guess. Less control.
12:38 AM - Jetz: They couldn't have a plant-like ability to grow around stuff.
12:38 AM - Qsvgxn: grow them > clip them off > grow them > clip them off > ad howevermuchyouwant
12:38 AM - Qsvgxn: create jars of fingernails
12:38 AM - Qsvgxn: throw them at enemies
12:38 AM - Qsvgxn: like jarate
12:38 AM - Qsvgxn: but with fingernails <.<
12:38 AM - Jetz: What if they shoot you?
12:39 AM - Qsvgxn: run <.<
12:39 AM - Qsvgxn: hopefully they won't have guns
12:39 AM - Qsvgxn: but with this, I can comfortably say that we've gotten some "use" out of this super power, therefore rendering it not useless
12:40 AM - Jetz: I think she scratched some guy with them and he commented "Ow... that hurt kinda"
12:41 AM - Qsvgxn: got any other useless super powers?
12:41 AM - Jetz: Hmm
12:41 AM - Qsvgxn: I could tell you another jojo power for "inspiration" maybe <.<
12:41 AM - Qsvgxn: or maybe niot
12:42 AM - Qsvgxn: *not
12:42 AM - Jetz: Should I just start making things up?
12:42 AM - Qsvgxn: sure
12:43 AM - Jetz: Ability to hear bees at any range beyond fifty meters. Like anywhere on the planet except near you.
12:43 AM - Jetz: The noise would be maddening.
12:43 AM - Qsvgxn: oh all at once?
12:44 AM - Jetz: Yes.
12:44 AM - Qsvgxn: oh jeez
12:44 AM - Qsvgxn: that is tough
12:44 AM - Jetz: Virtually no control.
12:44 AM - Qsvgxn: yeah that sounds more like a punishment or curse than a super power
12:45 AM - Qsvgxn: but there's gotta be some use to it
12:45 AM - Jetz: Well if you define super powers as having use then it would be literally impossible to make a useless one.
12:45 AM - Qsvgxn: no there is still some use in this
12:45 AM - Qsvgxn: I'm going to go make some peanut butter crackers while thinking up a use for this <.<
12:45 AM - Qsvgxn: brb
Qsvgxn is now Away.
Qsvgxn is now Online.
12:52 AM - Qsvgxn: okay
12:53 AM - Qsvgxn: you would no longer have to listen to anything stupid anyone has to say or listen to horrible music :D
12:53 AM - Qsvgxn: but that's sorta looking on the bright side <.<
12:54 AM - Qsvgxn: also, since this takes place in a fictional setting where other super powers could occure (I assume) you would be completely resistant to mind reading. If you can train yourself to have an extremely high pain tolerance to match the mental pain tolerance you've built up (hopefully) you'd essentially become a human locksafe and could be told extremely sensitive information (and maybe get paid for it)
12:55 AM - Qsvgxn: so THERE
12:55 AM - Jetz: Hmm.
12:55 AM - Jetz: Creative, I'll give you that.
12:55 AM - Qsvgxn: comes from reading jojo I bet
12:55 AM - Qsvgxn: all of the fights are essentially creative uses of their powers
12:58 AM - Jetz: Ability to, at any point, forfeit control of your body to an angry spirit bent on beating you up for several hours through what outwardly appears to be self injury until he gets bored. He does not, however, do any better of a job at it than you could if you were determined.
12:58 AM - Qsvgxn: could be used to get fired from your job with compensation badumtish
12:59 AM - Jetz: How did I not think of that?
12:59 AM - Qsvgxn: lol
1:00 AM - Qsvgxn: friday friday gotta get down on friday
1:03 AM - Jetz: Ability to grow salt on your eyeballs. It is a very slow - a few days for a decent sized pinch - and extremely painful process.
1:03 AM - Qsvgxn: eh, you'll get used to it eventually <.<
1:03 AM - Jetz: It's an ability, so you can stop it if you want.
1:03 AM - Qsvgxn: oh
1:04 AM - Qsvgxn: freak out people at parties <.<
1:04 AM - Jetz: They'd just see you screaming in pain and clutching your face
1:04 AM - Qsvgxn: give an EXTREMELY convincing act of pain
1:04 AM - Qsvgxn: oscar win
1:05 AM - Jetz: Hm
1:05 AM - Qsvgxn: or be some avant garde singer with songs and lyrics having to do with pain.. or something
1:05 AM - Jetz: Death metal singer
1:05 AM - Qsvgxn: yes
1:05 AM - Qsvgxn: ultimate death metal singer with his famous "instant red eyes" act
1:05 AM - Jetz: Lyrics: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MY loving EYES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
1:06 AM - Qsvgxn: revolutionize the death metal community
1:06 AM - Qsvgxn: get money, forget death metal fan girls
1:06 AM - Qsvgxn: ...ew <.<
1:07 AM - Jetz: Simple one - ability to go colorblind at any time.
1:09 AM - Qsvgxn: hmmm
1:09 AM - Qsvgxn: "boy I sure do miss that 1930s filter youtube used to have!"
1:10 AM - Qsvgxn: "jesus forget this room has the most obscenely hideous colors I've ever seen"
1:11 AM - Jetz: Hmmm
1:14 AM - Jetz: Ability to turn personal belongs into cottage cheese, but only if you treasure them dearly.
1:14 AM - Qsvgxn: huh..
1:14 AM - Qsvgxn: that's a toughy
1:15 AM - Qsvgxn: gonna have to think about this one while play some more jc2
1:17 AM - Qsvgxn: how exacatly does this power work? how does it know if you treasure something dearly?
1:24 AM - Jetz: Based on feelings evoked by the object. Mostly those positive, but memories of all sorts can help. So mostly based on the user, not some arbitrary standard. Also, just for fun, I'll say that the degree to which you treasure it does not affect the amount of cottage cheese, nor does the size of the object. It is always a relatively small amount of cottage cheese with the quality of the flavor influenced by how much you treasure it.
1:25 AM - Qsvgxn: Turn something responsible for a life threatening addiction into million dollar cottage cheese. Sell to rich person
1:26 AM - Jetz: Thaaaaat is silly.
1:26 AM - Qsvgxn: but I still found use out of it <.<
1:26 AM - Jetz: But fine, yes, getting rid of an addiction would work.
1:26 AM - Jetz: And making money helps.
1:27 AM - Qsvgxn: yep
1:29 AM - Jetz: Power of shooting handheld firearms with perfect accuracy at the nearest human.
1:30 AM - Jetz: Unfortunately this is pretty much always you.
1:30 AM - Qsvgxn: oh lol what
1:30 AM - Qsvgxn: so if no one was around you would shoot yourself?
1:30 AM - Qsvgxn: or is it random either way?
1:31 AM - Jetz: No, since you are the closest person to the gun, you always shoot yourself.
1:31 AM - Qsvgxn: wait, is it proximity to the gun?
1:32 AM - Jetz: Yes.
1:32 AM - Qsvgxn: rig remote control system to gun, throw it into group of bad guys
1:33 AM - Jetz: I said handheld firearm.
1:33 AM - Jetz: Remote stuff functions normally.
1:33 AM - Qsvgxn: oh you have to be holding the gun <.<
1:34 AM - Qsvgxn: do any sort of prosthetics deactivate it?
1:35 AM - Jetz: "Yes" feels like I'm cheating by playing with the rules absurdly in my favor, but "No" gaurantees failure.
1:35 AM - Qsvgxn: yep <.<
1:35 AM - Qsvgxn: fishing for loopholes here
1:36 AM - Jetz: So I'll give you this one. I did not consider prosthetics.
1:36 AM - Jetz: I presume your solution is an absurdly long attachment arm?
1:37 AM - Qsvgxn: get good mechanicle prosthetics to hold the gun and have a rudimentary firing mechnanism. Fight people at close quaters combat
1:37 AM - Jetz: Fair enough. Just don't set it to fully automatic. May want to leave off burst fire too.
1:38 AM - Qsvgxn: yeah <.<
1:38 AM - Qsvgxn: oh wait living human as well?
1:38 AM - Jetz: ?
1:38 AM - Qsvgxn: I'm guessing human bodies to not count as humans
1:38 AM - Jetz: Nah.
1:38 AM - Qsvgxn: darn I had another method in mind
1:39 AM - Qsvgxn: loving hell an escort mission >:(
1:44 AM - Jetz: Ability to make your teeth fall out.
1:44 AM - Qsvgxn: and they don't regrow?
1:44 AM - Jetz: No.
1:44 AM - Qsvgxn: be little kid > early wealth
1:45 AM - Jetz: Except when your parents spend a forgetton of money on whatever a dentist can think to do with a condition as horrid as yours.
1:46 AM - Qsvgxn: make medical history in that case
1:46 AM - Jetz: I'll just take the tooth fairy one because the other is boring.
1:47 AM - Jetz: Hm
1:48 AM - Jetz: Was about to say 100% probability of any disease you're exposed to infecting you, but that's not a super power, that's just AIDS.
1:48 AM - Qsvgxn: yes
1:49 AM - Qsvgxn: terminally ill patients get a lot of benefits.. could be great for a seriously depressed person
1:50 AM - Qsvgxn: "A.. all I- COUGHCOUGH All I ever wanted... *tears* was to.. COUGH.. have love with Denise Milani... or COUGHCOUGH Elin Grindemyr.. COUGH or both if possible... this is my only.. request..."
1:51 AM - Jetz: COUGH WHEEZE... Y-You may g..g-g-COUGH-get superpowers COUFH from this.
1:52 AM - Jetz: cough*
1:52 AM - Qsvgxn: lewl <.<
1:52 AM - Qsvgxn: don't tell them what super powers and it's all the more easier
1:55 AM - Jetz: Similar to the cottage cheese one: Ability to cause children's skin to melt, but only if they love you and you genuinely care for them.
1:55 AM - Jetz: These are the kinds of conversations I cannot have with normal people.
1:57 AM - Qsvgxn: jeez that's another toughy
1:58 AM - Qsvgxn: forget I got nothing
1:58 AM - Qsvgxn: I was thinking of something involving placing the blame on other people, like holding the children for ransom money
1:58 AM - Qsvgxn: but that would be impossible to explain
1:58 AM - Qsvgxn: oh wait.. I got it
1:59 AM - Qsvgxn: get a few children's skin to melt and raise awareness of this epidemic. Have the resulting research money to cure it transfered into your own bank accounts
1:59 AM - Qsvgxn: in small subtle amounts of course
1:59 AM - Qsvgxn: set for life
1:59 AM - Qsvgxn: you may love the children, but you love money more
2:00 AM - Jetz: Was about to counter with the genuine care bit, but that bit at the end kinda works.
2:01 AM - Qsvgxn: might be difficult to get new children you care to continue the money flow.. obviously only a very sick person would do this
2:01 AM - Qsvgxn: like bobby kotick <.<
2:01 AM - Jetz: Damn, didn't think you'd come up with a solution for that one. Gotta think some more.
2:02 AM - Jetz: Oh, it could also work if you were heavily prone to mood swings.
2:02 AM - Qsvgxn: wouldn't the power deactivate during one of those mood swings?
2:02 AM - Jetz: Yeah I guess.
2:06 AM - Jetz: Sharp objects are violently attracted to you point-first. Standard for sharp is set at sharp enough to cut through anything between it and your internal organs.
2:13 AM - Jetz: Still there?
2:13 AM - Qsvgxn: oh hai
2:13 AM - Qsvgxn: didn't get that last message
2:13 AM - Qsvgxn: creating too much chaos
2:14 AM - Qsvgxn: wear a suit of armor
2:14 AM - Qsvgxn: stand behind your enemies
2:14 AM - Jetz: "Standard for sharp is set at sharp enough to cut through anything between it and your internal organs."
2:15 AM - Qsvgxn: so the armor is useless? :(
2:15 AM - Jetz: Objects would have to be sharp enough to go through enemies and armor, but if somehow you got something with that fine of a point, it might kill a couple guys before going through the armor.
2:16 AM - Jetz: Not useless, it just deactivates the power if it would actually block the object
2:16 AM - Qsvgxn: can they be held in place?
2:16 AM - Qsvgxn: the sharp object
2:16 AM - Qsvgxn: like by a chain or something
2:16 AM - Jetz: Hmmmmmmmm
2:18 AM - Jetz: Guess so.
2:18 AM - Jetz: Oh well.
2:18 AM - Jetz: Back to thinking
2:18 AM - Qsvgxn: hah
2:18 AM - Qsvgxn: you didn't let me finish my awesome plan
2:18 AM - Qsvgxn: but whatever
2:18 AM - Jetz: I actually had a solution in mind right after I sent that one.
2:19 AM - Jetz: Let's hear yours.
2:20 AM - Qsvgxn: attach the knives to retractible chains conncted to a co2 gas canister. When surrounded by your enemies, detonate the gas canisters causing the objects to spread out and then fly towards you. Retract them quickly enough so that they only fling around wildly before being set harmlessly back into their slots
2:21 AM - Qsvgxn: sort of a complex device but hey, that's what super heroes have to have
2:21 AM - Jetz: Mine was to get a flasher coat and cover it in armor plating and become the masked flasher, shielding yourself just before getting skewered.
2:21 AM - Qsvgxn: lol
2:21 AM - Jetz: Simple and hilarious.
2:24 AM - Jetz: Ability to make a mildly irritating skin rash appear anywhere on your body.
2:24 AM - Qsvgxn: I'm guessing it isn't contagious
2:24 AM - Jetz: Of course not.
2:26 AM - Qsvgxn: Here's the situation: The room is bugged and there are no pencils or paper in the room or any writing utensile of any kind. You communicate your plans to your comrades by making letters and symbols appear on your body in the form of a rash
2:27 AM - Qsvgxn: could also be used to make maps on the go
2:28 AM - Jetz: Dammit I knew I was being too generous when I said you could make them appear anywhere.
2:28 AM - Qsvgxn: lewl
2:33 AM - Jetz: Ability to merge two contacting body parts together. For example, clasping your hands together then using this power would turn your hands into a fused mass of fleshand tangled bones. This cannot be reversed.
2:33 AM - Qsvgxn: only yours?
2:33 AM - Jetz: Yes.
2:34 AM - Qsvgxn: darn
2:34 AM - Qsvgxn: then again a yes would have been too easy..
2:34 AM - Jetz: You cannot use it for playing practical jokes while hi-fiving people
2:34 AM - Qsvgxn: gonna have to think on this one a bit
2:37 AM - Qsvgxn: fuse fingers together to become the ultimate slapper
2:38 AM - Qsvgxn: gain weight, fuse fat to arms. Become a better swimming/glider
2:38 AM - Qsvgxn: become a horrendous rendition of a flying squirrel type hero <.<
2:38 AM - Jetz: Your arms would be permanently fused to your chest. How on earth would that help?
2:38 AM - Qsvgxn: not when you lose weight
2:39 AM - Qsvgxn: the idea is to attach the fat-stretched skin onto your arms, making them a permanent addition to your body and then losing weight keeping only the skin attached the arms
2:40 AM - Jetz: That is incredibly silly.
2:40 AM - Qsvgxn: yes
2:40 AM - Qsvgxn: might not actually allow you to glide but a new swimming method could be developed from it
2:41 AM - Jetz: Ability to breathe when body is completely immersed in extremely caustic liquids.
2:41 AM - Qsvgxn: wow <.<
2:41 AM - Jetz: i.e. underwater breathing but only in acid
2:41 AM - Qsvgxn: what is the specific criteria for the power to be activated
2:44 AM - Jetz: All parts of body must be in contact with the liquid, and the liquid must be capable of dissolving you to a fatal extent within ten seconds.
2:44 AM - Qsvgxn: so it only works when you're naked
2:45 AM - Jetz: Nah, it's a liquit. It will go through or under clothes.
2:45 AM - Jetz: It will also dissolve them probably.
2:45 AM - Jetz: liquid*
2:45 AM - Jetz: But you might get off a couple seconds of clothed underacid breathing.
2:46 AM - Qsvgxn: well I think we might have just stumbled upon a useless super power <.<
2:46 AM - Qsvgxn: if it dissolves you within 10 seconds you can easily hold your breath that long
2:48 AM - Jetz: Yeah and if you're breathing the stuff in it's only gonna dissolve you faster.
2:48 AM - Qsvgxn: I was thinking of having some super scientist develope an acid resistant skin and then grafting it to you, technically being a part of your body
2:49 AM - Qsvgxn: but then the 10 second thing ruins it
2:50 AM - Jetz: Yeah as I said, extremely caustic.
2:50 AM - Qsvgxn: can't get away with the "you" in your rules refering to humans in general and not neccesarily you?
2:52 AM - Jetz: Nah. Whose to say the user would even be human?
2:52 AM - Qsvgxn: true..
2:54 AM - Jetz: Still, you managed to get use from a forgetton of "superpowers" I wouldn't want to have.
2:54 AM - Qsvgxn: yes

[K9 Kid]

1:55 Jetz: "these are the kinds of conversations i cannot have with normal people"
Rotfl

[Frontrox]

4:30 PM - cooper: everyone thinks im you
4:30 PM - Asablief: that's insanely unfortunate

Stop talking to yourself