What would you do in a situation made up by the above user?

[Axolotl2]

use aimbot

You are forced to exert your special interestes on random people.

[Ad Bot]

[Kyro]

love ALL the things.

Your face is made of salmon, and you're surrounded by black bears.

[Ipquarx]

I would be dead because salmon face so ok

You have to marry your first ex-girlfriend.

[._maxwell23461_.]

Eat self.

You are about to get stabbed.

[Cucumber!]

You have to kill each and every person you see, but you're blind.

Play Nickelback and let them bleed from their ears until they're all dead from blood loss.

A piano is falling on top of you and your hands are tied! Quick, what do you do!?

Axolotl2's response: They would damn well enjoy it.

Kyro's: out-flop them

Ipquarx: Kill myself

JESUS I CANT REPLY LJSDLASDf

Maxwlel: Self Delete

[Ipquarx]

Stand up and run? Lol

You have to choose between mayo and ketchup, the other one will disappear forever.

[Electrk]

Ketchup. 

What would you do if I forgot to post a situation?

[Kyro]

Mind fcuk.

Batman, Lara Croft, Badspot. Marry one, kill one, bang one.

[Kyro]

Ah ha! I hath given thy person a conundrum which no man can solve!

[Electrk]

Marry Badspot, bang Batman and kill Lara Croft

What would you do if έχεις καρκίνο

[Christopher P.]

I would die?

You

forced

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to^use _bbcode randomly in your posts.

[Cargøn]

I would die?

You

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to^use _bbcode randomly in your posts.

Disobey
You are trapped in a room. the only exit is out of reach and a fat walrus is next to you. All you have to defend yourself is an icicle and a bottle of brown town lube. Escape.

[Electrk]

Climb on top of the walrus to the exit.

What if you took over Blockland?

[jarelash]

Add terrain back to v22

You're trapped alone in pluto with oxyygen for 3 days, a chocolate bar, a can of beans and a copy of Diablo 3. Now you must get the Diablo 3to earth, completely safe and unharmed.

[Axolotl2]

Do a fart rocket using the can of beans.

You wake up as a perverted furry.