Would you rather?

[cowman]

This is a simple game, the user above says 2 things to chose from, and you answer, when you answer make sure to leave 2 chooses as well!

Example:
Nippleman: Eat poop or eat a bucket of scabs?
Mannipple: I would rather eat poop
               Cake or death?
Bob: Cake please.
       Mac or Pc?
Ill start,

Bathe in vomit or have a glass of piss?

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

considering that I'd much rather taste something bad than have something that smells bad all over me, plus the fact that urine is sure to be much more sanitary than vomit, I think I'll choose drinking urine

would you rather live forever or die tomorrow

[Katadeus]

Live forever
would you rather not have a computer for the rest of your life or lose your legs

[LOL :D]

not have a computer

would you rather be shot 69 times or brown townly raped 69 times

[Name is Unavailable]

Shot. 

Would you wrather be immune to disease or have HL3 come out tomorrow?

[cowman]

HL3.

Sit on cake and eat richard or sit on richard and eat cake?

[Night Fox]

sit on a richard and eat cake

would you rather have two outlets that are unaffected by power outages, or have four AA (or AAA) batteries that never run out

[rockslide26]

Outlets, I could use one to charge rechargeable batteries.

Would you rather eat delicious cake or be raped by a scorpion?

[Lamebro1]

Outlets, I could use one to charge rechargeable batteries.

Would you rather eat delicious cake or be raped by a scorpion?

Eat cake.

Would you rather forget a ugly girl or get raped by a boy?

[Night Fox]

much rather get raped by a boy

would you rather be deaf or blind

[Lamebro1]

If I had a choice neither but deaf.

Would you rather be shot tomorrow or get crushed by a bulldozer in 2 years?

[Night Fox]

it would mostly depend on whether the shot was fatal immediately or not
if it was, shot; otherwise bulldozer

would you rather be night fox, or bisjac become an admin

[Lamebro1]

nightfox

Offtopic: Thread has now become discussion of lamebro and nightfox.

Would you rather become SA on badspot's server or moderator on forums?

[LeetZero]

Night- Fu.


Mod on forums.


Would you suck a huge rooster for $1000 or ugly tits for $100?

[Night Fox]

huge rooster no doubt

would you rather be able to jump into any picture like those guys in blue's clues or do the same with any show