Have to give my football jersey to a girl. :C

[MegaScientifical]

Smear ketchup on it, walk up to a teacher like "I don't feel well."

[Ad Bot]

[fred da kiko]

Smear ketchup on it, walk up to a teacher like "I don't feel well."

Red pen ink works better, it has that translucent look.

[MegaScientifical]

Or you could go "She couldn't make it, on account of last night. If her dad isn't too pissed, I might see her again." and hope it is taken as love and not murder.

[_Rave_]

do it

they will find you loveually arousing if you do it

[Menen]

give it to a guy.

[Night Fox]

give it to a guy.

even better if the guy seems a little gay

[Wynd_Fox]

Worse if he's actually gay, though.

[Night Fox]

Worse if he's actually gay, though.

no, that's where it starts to get really good

[fred da kiko]

pay a hooker two bucks to take it from you.

[Wynd_Fox]

no, that's where it starts to get really good

I don't think he wants a boyfriend.

[MegaScientifical]

Just tell them you don't know any girls to give it to and be done with it. forget them (figuratively).

[Night Fox]

I don't think he wants a boyfriend.

nobody cares about what he wants, this is about what night fox wants

[fred da kiko]

nobody cares about what he wants, this is about what night fox wants

Night fox wants to give all his money to fred da kiko.

[Night Fox]

Night fox wants to give all his money to fred da kiko.

this is not what nf wants

[Wynd_Fox]

Pee on it, so it smells terrible and no one will take it.