A little rant from a thirteen year old.

[ImperealOfficer]

Does anyone understand what the world is coming to? Life is just a sick joke now because of our generation of bumbling buffoons with no real righteous bone in their bodies. We’re just pawns in an endless checkmate waiting to be obliterated by the saving grace of apocalypse. But then we are condemned to just live it all over again. Human civilization has been built on this concept, the strong eat the weak and live but the strong implode on themselves, and thus it has been able to survive.

There is no escaping this death trap, this enigmatic maze making master of death that we call Life, this sadistic cruel world we live in is just a pointless figurine to all sane people. Sanity isn’t even a word anymore, we’ve all been corrupted and doomed to an eternity of stupidity and insanity.

Its not worth living, but we’re condemned to living it.

“There's no escaping now, your lives are sealed, your soul is doomed; come on play my lovely pawns, lets have a ball, lets throw the die!”

Is life really worth the life you've been given, or would you rather escape it in some other way than Death itself? Would you agree that we're driven by our eternal lust for destruction, chaos, and calamity? Would you take word from a young guy like me?

initiate stuffstorm apocalypse

[Ad Bot]

[lolzorz mcgee]

I would go on about something along the lines of everyone being an automaton, but I'd sound too hipsterly.

And yes, I'd much rather have a different life instead of that of an average teenager with gender issues. :B

[Wynd_Fox]

There's an easy way to get out of life.

Personally, I enjoy life, but y'know, if you don't...

[TheKhoz]

Literally every generation of people have these same thoughts when they live in a place where bad things happen. It's not unique to say things like this, especially since people have been saying things like this, then when these things change, other people say them.

It's all about perspective.

[Moppy]

Hold on, wait a second.

You're thirteen?

[Otis Da HousKat]

Could you get more pictures of your mom? She was kinda cute.

[TheKhoz]

Hold on, wait a second.

You're thirteen?

Is this a good thing, based on how he writes?

[yuhwryu]

Could you get more pictures of your mom? She was kinda cute.

I:O

[Jairo]

op: teen angst and pedantry* in a finely wrapped package

[Big Brother]

Here we go again. Adolescence has gotten the better of you and now you are dismissing the entirety of humanity because of a minimal group of "bumbling buffoons". When you look at a person, do you think "Wow that guy is an starfish" or do you instead think, "I don't know him, he's probably got a lot more going on for him than I assume from a first glance"?

"We're just pawns in an endless checkmate waiting to be obliterated by the saving grace of apocalypse."

Okay, if you seem to think this is an endless checkmate why don't you look around you? Every year, thousands of amazing events have been experienced and you have the audacity to call the apocalypse a "saving grace". Instead of wallowing in tears, pain and feces, why not live life and do something to make this endless checkmate worth it? You have the power to do anything. But you choose to sit here and mope about it. Make something of yourself, look at the bigger picture. Life is not pointless, it is abundant in points and you should cherish it. "There is no escaping this death trap, this enigmatic maze making master of death that we call Life"

OK, this is just loving teenage angst. This is not a death trap unless YOU make it a death trap. Compare yourself to successful business men, do you think the fortune fell into their lap? No. They had the kind of mindset which showed confidence and unlike you, they had the motivation to make something of themselves. Do you seriously want to be like this for your entire life or do you want to live happy? If life is as bad as you say it is, make the most of it.

"we’ve all been corrupted and doomed to an eternity of stupidity and insanity." Probably corrupted by the stupidity of your ignorance. You are so immature. "Is life really worth the life you've been given, or would you rather escape it in some other way than Death itself?" YES, my life is fantastic. Bad things happen to all sorts of people but this doesn't mean you should blame "life". Do you understand how big that word is? loving bigger than you can imagine. You are not experiencing life yet.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Could you get more pictures of your mom? She was kinda cute.

OP is asian, and according to this post his mom is cute so I second this.

[Jetlok]

anyone else think op was trying a little too hard to sound smart

[Jairo]

anyone else think op was trying a little too hard to sound smart

op: teen angst and pedantry* in a finely wrapped package

[lolzorz mcgee]

-snip-

Most inspiring counter-rant ever.

[Yosher]

anyone else think op was trying a little too hard to sound smart

this
acting like he's some sort of master poet

"we are pawns in an endless checkmate"

i hate people like OP who do this