I'm madly in love with this woman I know.She's a little on the heavy side.But those curves...damn
Your mom is hot, you're right.
ITT: everyone is doing it wrongThe question is who is your crush like, not what.My crush is like Obama.
my crush is like your mom's cooking
Terrible?zing
wow maxwell your burns are so bad that im pretty sure the sun just went out because of you
oh yeah well your burns are so bad you had to get taken to ER to treat them.
oh maxwell wait up, you dropped your one way ticket to loserville back there