omg why is the world so mean?!

[RedGajin]

why would you forget your mom

i forget his mom all the time and im ok with sharing

[Ad Bot]

[aludane]

Fuuck I wanteed a diamond encrusted iphone not this ruby encrusted iphone!

#FML #IlovingHATEMYMUM #SWAG

[Nickelob Ultra]

my fave is one of my friends whos like

"Omg my moms such a bitch"
"My dad is so much better" (divorced obviously)
...
"Omg my moms such a bitch"
"Omg my dads such a bitch"

[dorkdotdan]

Fuuck I wanteed a diamond encrusted iphone not this ruby encrusted iphone!

#FML #IlovingHATEMYMUM #SWAG

THE HORROR

[Scorch]

First why on earth would you want a device that is stufftier than a laptop, and second why would you want it in a color that turns brown after a while? I'd rather have a black one from the start than one that will end up needing an brown town bleaching kit.

[BanishedLetters]

First why on earth would you want a device that is stufftier than a laptop, and second why would you want it in a color that turns brown after a while? I'd rather have a black one from the start than one that will end up needing an brown town bleaching kit.

i cant even begin to explain how far the joke went over your head

[Moppy]

DANGIT DAD I TOLD YOU I WANTED A LAMBURGINI NOT THE FERRARI!

#DANGIT #DAD #I #TOLD #YOU #WANTED #A #LAMBURGINI #NOT #THE #FERRARI #!

[Jokey365]

"I wanted it in teal! This is blue-green! Dumas!"

[Marcem]

u forgetin peasant lol ipad2?!!! LOL!! ipad3 is betr

[RagnaTheBroedge]

goophone > ipad

[Scorch]

i cant even begin to explain how far the joke went over your head

silly hipster packachoo, i am not stupid

[BanishedLetters]

silly hipster packachoo, i am not stupid

oh

im sorry :C

[Jairo]

TOTAL FML!!!!
I GOT A GREEMN PARE OF BEATS!!!!
I WANTED PRUPLE!!!!!!!

[*FacePalm*]

wowe das racest
wat do u hav agenst blaks

TOTAL FML!!!!
I GOT A GREEMN PARE OF BEATS!!!!
I WANTED PRUPLE!!!!!!!

oh man
purple is the best color
im dead serious
MAN
WHY GREEn
nOT PURPLE
KILL EVERYONE
BURN EVERY FORSEt

[Aces]

silly hipster packachoo, i am not stupid

you are stupid

dats a jolteon