Beachhum isnt gonna be a daddy. Bitches be crazy.

[Blockzillahead]

Use it next time.

[Ad Bot]

[Muffin]

stuff beachbum. Good luck. I dont know what else to say in these situations.

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

i know some1 who got pregnant in 6th grade lololol
gj beachbum for taking care of that baby...

[Lando The Climber]

imagine the day your kid sees this topic....

"And so, cool Mclovey pants, this is how you got your name."
Also, make sure to name him Lando so he grows up cool and becomes a billionaire bitch-magnet.

[AssassinDevil2]

name it Gohan or Goku. C:

[Isaac Fox]

[Yosher]

There's nothing wrong with having a child at the age of 18.

i'm pretty sure that OP can't afford to have a child

[Nickelob Ultra]

i'm pretty sure that OP can't afford to have a child

Have you seen Beachbum ever?  He's like loving loaded.  He has clothes out the wazoo and goes to parties n stuff like forever.

[Boston Terrier]

THE MOMMY IS BEACHHUM'S EVIL FEMALE CLONE!
DUN DUN DUUUN

[AssassinDevil2]

Amber is a pretty name <3

lolop my sisters name is almost that, but people mistake her name as Amber.

[RedGajin]

i'm pretty sure that OP can't afford to have a child

cant tell if joking or...

[lordician]

I am happy to see that you react like that and not like some ass that just leaves the girl to well, do it all alone.

[lilpappaknox]

When your kid is like 3 years old. Play it this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWe8qmGNnIg

[Cucumber!]

Well, then....huh...

Good luck getting past the constantly moaning and whining baby stage that'll give you sleep deprivation most likely <3

[TripNick]

He said I might be the godfather :o

i'm pretty sure that OP can't afford to have a child

Beach lives in apartment worth at least $2,000,000