Beachhum isnt gonna be a daddy. Bitches be crazy.

[sonic dude]

Ive always wanted to have a kid when  im old enough, and name it kid Milo, just sounds neat

[Ad Bot]

[BubbaGum]

Amber is a pretty name <3

[Lalam24]

Or a son named Lex.

forget THAT LEX DOESN'T DESERVE TO HAVE ANYTHING NAMED AFTER HIM
OH MY GOD

[CharlesSpeaking]

I wouldn't let my child near you people.

good call

also charles

[Glassy]

Amber is a pretty name <3

Agreed.

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[Clone v.117]

Son - Arathgor, king of the spider people (or Xavier)
Daughter - Tamsin

[Buu]

imagine the day your kid sees this topic....

[Lalam24]

Amber is a pretty name <3

Inappropriate.  Lalam is the only name which is a plausible option.

[-Pablo-]

Make sure you hide dat weed boy

[Yosher]

>18
>having a child

please stop making this happen

[Thar]

I'm telling you man, Thar Glass Lalam

[BubbaGum]

>18
>having a child

please stop making this happen

He'll be one of those hip dads who smokes weed with his son.

[Lalam24]

>18
>having a child

please stop making this happen

>more natural time of producing offspring
>having a problem with it

Please  learn more about the human race and its false/true attributes, not what more modern history dictates.

I'm telling you man, Thar Glass Lalam

Thar is reasonable, Glass is not.  Get it out of here.

[mlockha]

Or a son named Lex.

let's just hope to god he doesn't change his last name.

[BBOY]

hahaha

Hahahaa
HAHAHAHAHAAH