Ask dr Jkaart

[jarelash]

So, putting aside my completely different "problem topics" i am now going to ANSWER questions and not just whining about stupid RL stuff.
Ask anything that's not completely stupid (but that doesn't mean you should be totaly serious :p).
Ze doctor iz liztening!

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[Ayxrion]

are
you
serious?

please stop doing these. (everyone) :(

[._maxwell23461_.]

are you a you?

[Ipquarx]

Is 1+1 equal to 2, window, happy face, or fish?

[jarelash]

Is 1+1 equal to 2, window, happy face, or fish?

Oh come on! Everyone knows it's fish! Didn't they teach that in school?

are you a you?

Yes, i am you.

are
you
serious?

please stop doing these. (everyone) :(

Yes, i am 10% serious.

[Ipquarx]

Oh come on! Everyone knows it's fish! Didn't they teach that in school?

Uh no, it's all of the above, duh?
C'mon man.

[Electrk]

Goddammit not another one.

[Swat 3]

Okay.


I pushed my brother off a cliff, what do i do know?
Also:

Goddammit not another one.

[._maxwell23461_.]

Yes, i am you.

but what if I'm an I'm??
/plot twist

[Christopher P.]

help my snake is bleeding

[Swat 3]

help my snake is bleeding

Fap.

[jarelash]

help my snake is bleeding

I know you want to be a girl, but cutting off your snake isn't the answer.

Okay.


I pushed my brother off a cliff, what do i do know?
Also:

Jump after him, after all...you need to get rid of the evidence.

[Swat 3]

A creeper blew up my body, what do I do now?

[Christopher P.]

help my chest is expanding

[jarelash]

Uh no, it's all of the above, duh?
C'mon man.

To get all the above, one must do this:
1+1=fish
1-1=windows98-s98=window
sadface*-1337=happyface
therefore: 1+1+1-1-s98+sadface*-1337= all above (window, fish and happyface)

but what if I'm an I'm??
/plot twist

Stop raping my mind!