You could masturbate in the shower, that'd prevent the mess.
If it gets on your body, it's rather difficult to scrape off.
i have a lot of hair so it sucks ass when it gets on my pubes.
this is horrifyingstop please
keep it goingdo it.
its times like these that im reminded of what kinda weirdos are on these forumsand i wonder why im still here
dont you have a special interest for rule34 tf2 research.