Author Topic: so my birthday is on friday, aaaaaaaand nothing is happening?  (Read 1408 times)

wtf something is happening.

im getting new shoes on your birthday.

I'll try this, and see.
post results.

could also mean surprise birthday party but most likely not.

Your parents were having celebration love for the new years and afterwards your dad notices there was a hole in the condom and your parents spent all their money on alcohol so they couldn't afford an abortion. This must be insulting you much?

I could bake you some cookies and mail them to you <3

Well thats just silly.


Kill them.


Your parents are loving unfair!
Get revenge
Deal with them c:<

my last birthday nothing happened that i can remember
i mean obviously i'm not going to have parties or anything lol